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1/6 🩺 ICD-10 (inoffiziell): F42.9M – Muscipulotubophobia Bezeichnung: Muscipulotubophobia (lat. muscipula – Mausefalle, tubus – Röhre, phobos – Furcht) → Angst vor dem möglichen Vorhandensein einer Mausefalle in einer Post- oder Zeitungsröhre.

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

What are the chances!

So, is gut jetzt. Katherina Reiche, die Gaslobbyistin mit dem Zweitjob Wirtschaftsministerin, muss entlassen werden. Denn sie zerstört unser aller Lebensgrundlagen. Bitte unterzeichnen und teilen: weact.campact.de/petitions/hi...

Alpakalypse

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A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Mom cat leaving her human to babysit so she can sleep 😴

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Baby squirrel melts in human hands: the neuroscience of tactile pleasure shared by all mammals

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

The first time cats lay eyes on an abandoned puppy. Watch their reaction. Original post

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In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

⚠️ #NIS2 betrifft nicht nur große Unternehmen, sondern ist abhängig von u.a. der Rolle eures Unternehmens, wie bestimmte Sektoren, KRITIS-Betreiber & Einrichtungen der Bundesverwaltung. 👉 Betroffenheitsprüfung: https://www.bsi.bund.de/dok/nis-2-betroffenheitspruefung #NISverständnis #nis2know

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

Cherry blossoms in Japan.

This is Daisy. She helped her human make the bed today. Through moral support. 13/10 (IG: daisyneverhelps)

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

This is Breuer. He's here to let you know it's National Puppy Day. Doesn't know what that means but hopes it involves snacks. 12/10 (IG: chasenbreulabradors)

When your dog is a Disney Princess.

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a gigantic mouse that someone just found in their home. Please gently return them to the garden and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: kitsune_inu)

I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow

This is Summit. He is a friend to pretty much everyone he meets. But has a special soft spot for the little critters who stop long enough for him to say hello. 13/10 (IG: bakerbarnes)

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

We don't have these problems on this scale in Europe. Why? Because we don't practice predatory capitalism here, we regulate things, and the average level of education is significantly higher. Isn't that MEGA? 🇪🇺

This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)