Celso Martinho

Go home weather, you’re drunk.

📡Cloudflare Radar’s redesign is live! ✨ We've completely updated the landing page to make global Internet data easier to explore for broader audiences. 🔎 Explore the new look: radar.cloudflare.com 👀 Read the blog post: blog.cloudflare.com/radar-redesign

Cloudflare is now the fastest provider in 74% of the 1,000 largest networks around the world, up from 60% in April 2026. https://cfl.re/3U4mTHF #BirthdayWeek

The Internet is changing more today than at any point since Cloudflare launched back on September 27, 2010. As automated traffic surpasses human activity, we reflect on the rise of AI agents, new creators, and how we can help build a fair, sustainable future for the web. https://cfl.re/4yZ3Wou

It's coming

I really have to try this github.com/mixelpixx/Ki...

Say what you want about AI but this is pretty amazing www.cryptocellar.org/bgac/the-mvu...

#chipflation

📉 A significant drop in #Internet traffic from Digicel Haiti (AS27653) in #Haiti has been observed since around 21:30 UTC on Sep 23. The disruption may be related to BGP routing changes observed around the same time. Follow the latest: radar.cloudflare.com/traffic/as27...

We're excited to announce that today Python Workers are generally available (GA). It means Python is now a first-class, fully supported language on the Cloudflare Developer Platform. Read everything about it: https://cfl.re/4hjJesq

Espero que não use IMAP

institucional.meo.pt/media

Man, not one single grey hair, and I still have this t-shirt.

One of my morning routines is finding popped keys in the backpack.

The US Open crowd celebrating the faults of their less-favorite players is really something else.

Successor settings are a thing now.

This is amazing

Preventing the Agents from scraping search results is a great way to protect the business and stay relevant. We all know that Agents follow the rules and never seek alternatives.

We don’t even own our links anymore.

I like this coach.

EmDash welcomes PRs, if you have some time on your hands @ma.tt

So the narrative for selling solo entrepreneur AI bots now is that the bot will do all the work for you and your startup; you can sleep late, go to the gym, do some yoga, and start working at noon, and it’ll be fine; business will bloom. 😂

Sempre grandes!

Fitbit Air nailed it. I can only imagine the slice of the smart watch market it’s taking, and it’s not even a watch. Week long+ battery life, super light, all the sports & health sensors I need and plenty of data for nerds to explore.

Not very techno

AI is a godsend and indeed the great equalizer when it comes to leveling up the BS in contractual disputes with utility companies.

Got an Atari 2600

So much fun seeing Angine de Poitrine live yesterday.

It’s Friday.

TIL Microdrama

Meet ☁️ Cumulus: an atproto blob proxy on Cloudflare Workers Cache. Supports Bluesky-compatible image resizing, mimetype filtering, CID verification. Run a lexicon-scoped instance just for your app. Subscribes to labelers to purge account and record !takedowns.

Would people be interested in a Cloudflare atproto blob proxy/cache/cdn?

The sprite multiplexing of the new Lemmings Reloaded for the C64 is something else.

I’ve never once interacted with an entity that says “interesting…” so often.

Yesterday's eclipse swept across Iceland, Spain, and Portugal, and we watched it happen in our traffic data. HTTP requests dropped up to 30% right at peak totality. Within minutes of the moon moving on, everyone came back online. People went outside. The Internet briefly noticed. cfl.re/4qdTnLn

Raspberry Pi 5 16GB price over time is insane

Am I doing this right?

4 Volt

Not at Disney

Handheld MiSTer testing has gone well this week. 2 x 21700 Battery cells and life is looking around 10 to 11 hours on the PlayStation Core. The Gameboy is looking like 12 Hours. Zaparoo front end is looking really good too.

Arcade heaven.

I still have it.

The real thing.

Trying to buy tickets for The Odyssey one week away from now 🤯

Lisbon is ok

🤯

Yes, the A-ha are a Norwegian band.