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Maisie and Sammy love a fall day! Maisie enjoys the leaves turning color but Sammy is strictly about the goose shit. #dogs #dogsky #pets #cute #fall

Awwww yeah, look what just arrived from @beetlemoses.bsky.social ! If you haven’t ordered this yet, can you even claim to be sentient?

Some days around here are so grueling. Nose to the grindstone, gotta get through it. (Testing video games to make sure they work...) Atari Space Invaders!

The note on the back of this giant Pokémon Pikachu card gave me a chuckle. Just in case it’s not immediately clear…

My buckwheat looks first rate and I want to get married. (1866 newspaper clipping)

Oh f*** this entirely.

The first dogs of fall have arrived! Soon the deck will be covered in them. I love this season. #dogsky #dogs #pets #fall

One thousand percent. Do not waste this.

Can’t argue. Depressing showing by the Lions. 😖

Installing Windows and this popped up. After 40 years of doing this as a society and seeing where it’s gotten us, Microsoft can fuck right off with this. ❤️

The sun would not shine, it was too wet to play. So we sat in the house all that cold cold wet day. #dogs #pets #dogsky #cute

This is my kinda rehearsal. 🫡

Hey, wanna see someone who loves their work? Look at how goddamn tickled he is by the end of this. 😊

I love the voiceover of Sean Mcvay saying Rams defense is doing well and they just need a stop as we watch the 49ers move 80 yards in 3 plays.

It’s so good to have NFL football back. Let’s do this man, I’m so hyped

The world is a dumpster fire, yes, but it’s also NFL SEASON! Let’s mask our problems with some regional tribalism!! #nflkickoff 🏈

Lucky old patriots.

*Person shows me their "Eat The Rich" tattoo* Me: Awesome. *They also show me their "Devour The Poor" tattoo* Me: Oh shit they're just a cannibal.

Of course it should because 5 drunks will start a fight 5 stoners will start a band I'd rather hang out with the stoners #LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt

Can't wait to spend 2k on a foldable iphone duo so that I can get back to basics with my basket weaving class! #apple

LIFE HACK: Don't hit snooze. Get out of bed when your alarm goes off and you'll get more done in the day.

Well shit, even eyeballs are getting recalled. qz.com/crystal-temp...

Every now and then, Trending really captures where we are as a nation.

macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.

It always follows that the team they are on when it happens has to let them go, but the moment they are beyond that first bump every other team can pick them up with this rationale. It’s really just performative and only hampers the home team in the first place.

Guys who’ve never given a single shit about WNBA who are desperate for attention, now lining up to beg for someone to notice them.

We’re not changing it.

This is a big one and took a while! The Avengers: Doomsday Font & Logo Generator is live now - definitely don't tag Marvel with what you make.

New high bar set for Merriam-Webster.

Ahhh the modern world. Getting a terms and services update from my grocery store to make me aware of their privacy policy changes so that I can buy my broccoli and chicken thighs.

To whom it may concern: If you are going to plant flower beds, make a plan to water them! Thirsty dying plants struggling to cling to life are worse than empty dirt. 🌸

just opened a bunch of card booster packs hoping for some rares... exact same pull in each pack!!! what the hell bicycle

"Now I have all the information I need to make a comprehensive design. Would you like me to tweak the virus to reach a wider audience, or would you prefer something with more lethality?"

It doesn’t seem like much, but you get the savings by ordering pizzas in bulk. #doordash

El-Sayed: "If all Mike Rogers got is that 'his name is Abdul, and my name is Mike,' you're gonna be surprised how many people are like, 'Yeah, but that's the Abdul who wants to bring down the price of my groceries and make sure I got healthcare. So yeah, I like Abdul over your Mike from Florida.'"

Hasn't even been 12 hours since the concession yet, and already we're doing this shit. My belief is that we're at a point where people are so fed up with this horseshit and being choked to death by corporate PAC money that it's just not going to earn points with voters anymore. We'll see. 🤞

I was drinking a diet coke when I read this post. Big mistake.

The coastal elites of Michigan have spoken

Great news!

I've been in the business of handling pop culture collectibles for 30+ years and TIL that Darth Vader Barbie was a thing they did. 😜 gobacktothepast.hibid.com/lot/31535687...

It’s a little jarring when you’re in a Chinese restaurant for lunch and they’re blaring Young Country music station.

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946. In 2007, the US president was born in 1946. In 2017, the US president was born in 1946. And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

💯🫡

Heading outside, but on full alert.

Keep going.

❤️ this guy. Be a Greg.