Haunted Cedar

Please enjoy these bats

Very pleased to hear that the riots my family fled in 1989 were peaceful

yes it's body shaming but you will not believe what the skyline just served me

Lost my virginity in the back of one of these. Lots of cargo space, highly recommend 👍🏻

Meat Pink

"Systematically" is sending me. I don't even do macrame! But honestly if I was building a macrame stash that's how I would do it. Systematically

Hear me out: flights of ham

The cat is actually Garfield's monster

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

I love him but we all know there is only one species of cat in this world

Hey you can shit on Kraft without shitting on sex workers

How I flirt

Rest in peace, Gloria. You fought hard. You were right about a lot. But you were wrong about us. www.swopbehindbars.org/post/she-wor...

this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie

Some people have big naturals. Me? I'm rocking

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

A phenomenal woman

I was getting my nails done when I got the news 💔

Strong urge to bake a thing, but I'm blanking. I'm a fantastic baker, can make pretty much whatever. What should I make?

WHY ARE WE BEEFING WITH CANADA OH GOD IT'S ALL SO STUPID

You know what? Good for her

Florida has Florida Man. We have this

Long Covid of the Soul

A 5-4 Seattle City Council vote yesterday means city-level appeals that have delayed significant citywide zoning changes in the past will be extinguished. Conventional appeal options to Superior Court or the state growth hearings board will remain. Story: www.theurbanist.org/seattle-coun...

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BREAKING: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power has been cancelled due to unanimous audience rejection of the Balrog’s signature catchphrase, ‘What’s crappening, dog dicks?’

Got sent to do a graveyard clearance. We were told we had 3 days because there were only 8 headstones in the area to clear, and we could do two burials a day each because the headstones were all 20th Century. However, the graveyard was 1,100 years old...

Not exactly pop but Immigrant Song in Ragnarok was 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

95% of the divide between progressive and conservative comes down to this

Cheese lunch

It looks like Star Wars and I mean that in the best possible way

Happy Juneuary, everyone. Blessed be

TV was not free. We paid with ad interruptions, much as we do with "free" services today. The bills have to get paid somehow–people who make TV need to earn a living! I would much rather pay for content directly than pay with my time and attention.

As those delays themselves are a “decision” - a decision to delay and to pursue the path of inaction and status quo over action. And inaction can be just as harmful or even more harmful than action, particularly when we are trying to correct the harms of prior bad decisions.

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

You do not say

#StreetArt

difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations

The only non-racist reason to be concerned about the age demographic shift implied by falling birth rates is concerns over funding social security–and the obvious solution is raising taxes on the wealthy. So now you can stop fretting.

Birth rate discourse is like “It turns out if you give women more choices, they’re less likely to make ones that make their lives harder.” Which is really helpful in figuring out how we can improve society somewhat. But instead people are like wow giving women more choices was a mistake