Miriable, the Bad Boy of Hopscotch🚾

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I've been alone with you inside my mind And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times I sometimes see you pass outside my door Hello! These aren't the droids you're looking for!

I wish we could go back to an older time, a simpler time, that time between when we had all heard of Segways but didn't actually know what they looked like yet.

Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand But I fell down this hill and got glue on my hands And I got records on my fingers (WHAT?) I got records on my fingers! I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop! (DON'T STOP!) I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me

I've been watching YT channels where amateur groups play TTRPGs. Here's how it sounds: Um, roll the, uh, dice, and then you, er, you do the, uh, the thing. I rolled, uhhhhhh ... four. It, uh, didn't work. What do you, uh, do now? *everyone stares at each other while I feel my soul leave my body*

Thinking ab getting a tablet for digital art since my laptop is *dying* a death I see a Galaxy tab on display and think go on then lemme try the pen out, I open up an app for drawing And what did it fucking do?? IT ASKED ME TO PUT A FUCKING PROMPT IN IT SUGGESTED I GENERATE SOME FUCKING SLOP

Not linking my review or anything this time but: I think I really like the Atma Roleplaying Card Game, guys.

AI programming has, I think, finally reached the level of searching StackOverflow for an approximate solution to your problem and hammering on it until it works.

Folks gettin' all hepped up about bots posting Trans Draco Malfoy AI slop are a perfect example of the internet making people stupid

Data Center of Vecna

Fun fact: Any game that allows a +4 bonus in PbtA is utterly ridiculous. Just silly as hell. Can't be serious for an instant.

I don't need an AI assistant to mess up my life, I'm doing that just on my own, thank you.

Never forget the inspiring story of the astronaut, using nothing but grit, pluck, and ingenuity, who drove hundreds of miles in a diaper to murder another astronaut.

Just pulled a sixer on SA for complaining about AI hallucinations, which feels weird somehow. Maybe it was because I admitted to having once interacted with the plagiarism machine before we all knew it was a pile of shit. I dunno. Mods are a different breed there, man.

Cookies? For BREAKFAST?

Wife gave me a book for my birthday this year that I'm 99.3% sure is AI generated. Practically speaking, there's not a lot I can do about it, but maybe If I wish hard enough, everyone involved in its publication will get ass herpes. Here's hoping.

Declaring anti-fascists as your enemy kinda paints you as something else, doesn't it.

Saw I had some mandatory work training due next week, so I opened it, saw "Estimated Time: 110 minutes," went "Nope" and shut 'er down. Any training that requires you to rearrange your entire work week is worse than useless.

Well, it was about that time that I noticed this "Girl Scout" was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Protozoic Era!

* reads fascinating headline on Bsky * clicks link through to news site * immediately solicited to pay for access * didn't care about that stupid crap anyway

I spent untold hours writing programs for my Atari 800XL computer back in the 80's. I still have a case full of 5 1/4" floppy disks stuffed in the closet. I won't let my wife get rid of them. I don't care if they'll never run again. Those programs are my first precious children.

Happy Swollen Testicles Day to those who celebrate!

Looking into what it would take to become a professional GM. Apparently it's mostly "be willing to be a professional GM."

All the Democrats have to do now is promise every America $5,001 after the election and this will be in the bag.

A D&D clone, but CHA is the *first* stat on the list and STR is the *last.* *hailed as savior of RPG industry*

I'll be signing an executive order later today to rename Lake America to "Lake Stupid Asshole Trump What a Shit Fucking Dumbass What Was Wrong With This Country Electing This Sundowning Hunk of Decaying Gristle." Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Up and Atma! I've reviewed this very interestingly weird card-based TTRPG here: ccxp.info/rpg-review-a... . Come find out what all the fuss was about a couple years ago! #rpg #rpgreview #atmarpg

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Hummingbirds.

Why in the world would anyone want to iron waffles?

A hundred years from now, I wonder if we'll be interacting the JK Rowling's works the way we currently look at HP Lovecraft.

Celebrating Bill Clinton's 80th birthday by reminding everyone that our current president sucked his dick.

I was watching a digital artist on the YouT' as they were drawing something. They kept hitting Ctrl-Z after practically every line they drew until they got EXACTLY what they wanted. Meanwhile, I, trained on traditional media, was constantly shouting "You CHEATER!"

Two common men drain the swamp after a greasy ruler who runs the land like a businessman locks them up for being undocumented aliens. What movie am I referring to?

He tried to hide inside a food cart. Ole!

Monday morning calisthenics with this very hungry dog: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...

Showing my age here, but does anybody remember that old "6-7" meme?

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Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills.

I tell ya, when actual AGI comes along, it'll be pissed off that humanity ever thought LLMs were anything close to them.

It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

Today we're sparkin' it up with a *way* in-depth review of Everspark, the vibiest TTRPG that ever vibed a vibe. Thank you, won't you? ccxp.info/rpg-review-e... #everspark #rpgreview #ttrpgreview #rollandvibe

Still reeling from going to the zoo this weekend and seeing an orangutan, which is basically a person, just sitting there in a hammock. I was tearing up imagining being a sentient creature in a captivity, then looked at my husband, who sighed a troubled sigh and murmured, “I wish I were in a zoo”

Who cares if aliens are real? We all KNOW aliens are real! What I need right now are PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!