Your conscience

My son lamented he was kinda sad that he won’t be trick or treating this year and that his age group goes to parties and such. I mean he was trying to get tix to a rave a couple weeks later but he realized he’s growing up. If he wanted to trick or treat though I’d let him.

If you knock on my door on Halloween, you get candy. The end.

WHO’S SUCKING WHOSE TITTIES OVER HERE?!

“It’s just logistics, guys!”

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Idk that I trust Black men with Canadian accents…

The moon looked so big and pretty and spooky I got distracted and missed my damn turn.

I did it late but I did it. I’m finna eat, shower, and chill the rest of the night.

Another presentation on data centers in the books. My 20th of the year! Each one teach one 🥰

the moon looks very howlable

The Charlotte Hornets on Feb. 11 are retiring the No. 1 jersey of Muggsy Bogues, the shortest player in NBA history at 5-foot-3. Bogues spent 10 of his 14 NBA seasons in Charlotte (1988-1998) and is the franchise leader in assists, steals and minutes.

I named a character in MAZYWOOD “Priscilla Stephens” after my 88-year-old aunt, a 1960s civil rights warrior in ailing health. She came to my book signing in Miami and was surprised to hear her name in my reading. 😍 I am still trying to raise money to help offset her bills. gofund.me/fef960f97

This boy gon get enough of calling me and requesting shit in front of people. I think he thinks having an audience is going to sway me. It’s clear he still doesn’t understand how my introversion + Black Mama Tendencies™️ work in tandem.

But he’d like my mama’s potato salad because hers is way too smooth for my liking.

I can only describe this as deviance.

Reducing the choice to play that game at 12:30PM ET on a Thursday to simply a matter of “logistics” instead of addressing and calling out the underlying (it’s really overt at this point if we being real) misogyny is disingenuous at best.

Bacon egg and cheese on an English muffin with a smattering of apple butter. Small side of home fries I thought were all eaten up.

On one hand I want grits. On the other hand I don’t feel like making em or the hashbrowns to go with them.

perfect, no notes

This is also a very funny topic because a person I went on a couple dates with chastised me about saying “hey hey” or “morning” when she greeted me with “good morning” (or other time-appropriate greeting) Basically insinuated I wasn’t raised right because I didn’t wanna return her dry ass greeting 😂

Even if we’re super close, if I haven’t spoken to you in a while I’ll do a greeting.

I should be better about greeting my kid but at 5 in the morning trying to get out the door for practice I just need to know if you started the car and if you got all your stuff because I’m not coming back out to bring some shoes or socks.

Yeah I’m not finna greet my bestie with a perfunctory good morning because it feels crazy. We’ve spoken every day for the last 15 years. If we saying goodnight or good morning some shit done happened lol

If we're friends, I consider our entire lives as one continuous conversation so I just hit you out the gate with whatever is on my mind. Acquaintances or people I haven't spoken to in a long time will receive a quick greeting

That kinda felt like a waste of time honestly but whatever.

“Shadow docket” is the sort of name you’d come up with if you were writing an authoritarian dystopia.

I say all that to say, I still have no idea how to make virality a repeatable thing and so I’m just gonna keep posting everything everywhere and making whatever I want bc f*ck it. I am along for the ride.

Almost 9 months in and a video that does well on IG will flop on YouTube, a video that does well on YouTube flops on TikTok, and a video that takes off on TikTok will have 0 motion anywhere else. No video has ever done well on all 3. Pinterest is a complete wild card on what takes off over there.

it’s also 40 tbh

The Brazilians told us to IGNORE THEM and mobilize. We got 7 and half days people, let's get it together

You got everything you (seemingly) wanted in life and yet, you’re still a miserable bitch

All you Nupes and that one Kappa Sweetheart owe me a damn apology right now!

Resha be doing anything now but one thing that girl know how to do is cook. That skillet lasagna recipe been holding me down since 2019.

Relatedly I have til Wednesday to figure out if ima drive down for classic.

We really gotta ban Ticketmaster yo

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