Annalise Skeeting

Hair, shirt, and wall colors all lowkey coordinating

Hinojosa should run an ad saying "Greg Abbott will put a data center in your ass if you let him"

I have a few specific people in mind who talk about their ideal romantic fantasy of a relationship, but I see them interact with real potential partners and they seem shocked that these are independent humans with their own complex needs, emotions, and ways of receiving or expressing affection

If we're friends, I consider our entire lives as one continuous conversation so I just hit you out the gate with whatever is on my mind. Acquaintances or people I haven't spoken to in a long time will receive a quick greeting

I wish that I could put a rate limit on how often people at work are allowed to reach out to me. Like, you are only allowed to initiate contact with me in any form a total of 3 times per day. Use them wisely

One of the annoying things about being shorter than average is encountering slings that are too high up. I feel like it would be easier for the taller guys to stoop down rather than me getting on my tippy toes while slipping on lube 🥲

I need a Pixel flip phone because this Moto Razr is gorgeous but the cameras suck (yes the Samsung Z Flip is better but I just hate Samsungs)

I intentionally left items in my online shopping cart and I received the reminder email but it didn't even offer a coupon code 😡

The worst thing about being on this site right now is that we don't get to watch the world unite to dogpile the Japanese

Quote me your Halloween’s best. 😌👻

Get 'em sis

This is what we used as lube when I lost my virginity lmao. As you can imagine, it didn't work well and now the scent is forever associated in my mind

I actually feel so much pressure not to be this kind of top

This album was a 10/10 for me and the deluxe was even better. Almost every song is still on my workout playlist

The moment I turned on the TV in a swing state, I saw an ad of a woman hidden in shadows saying that liberals are violent and "I'm afraid to show my face because I'm white"

Whenever I'm in Detroit, I always get some kind of Middle Eastern food because that's the one type of cuisine that nothing in Chicago comes close

We fucked.

I was heading to Giordano's for lunch today and I noticed a new restaurant along the way that sounded good. I stopped to look and saw AI food images on all the signage, so I kept walking

My husband had to travel today but I fucked him before he left, so he had to start a 5 hour drive with kids swimming 🤭

Omg everybody got they dick out today

I hate how those AI generated "which body type do you prefer" posts never have just an average body. They always skip from lean with visible 8 pack abs to a big belly with huge defined biceps. The majority of human men do not fit anywhere on that chart

As if it's rare for someone to be unemployed, hot, and annoying

I want to see that Elon Musk documentary just because he's been trying to bury it, but a FOUR HOUR run time is unhinged

I need someone to do this while they're bouncing on it

And what if I just randomly booked a trip to NYC because I miss my friends

I've been trying to get into MapQuest more because Google Maps is really annoying. I hate when I search a specific place by name, and it pulls up similar places that are not what I typed. For example, if you search Burger King it will show the nearest McDonald's. No! Just show me what I asked for!

It's kinda crazy how much worse everything is planned to get right after the midterms. Biden's half-hearted attempt at cancelling loans was a failure, but at least borrows got relief through the payback restructuring

I don't even know what's going on, but every time I turn around Charli XCX is on stage performing with a different pop star

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like. A little sailboat under the moonlight

The only thing I miss is being able to maintain any kind of system of organizing things

Up to no good

There's only one who I actually met on here and fucked 🤭

The best thing about concerts at The Salt Shed is that you can leave on the 8 bus up Halsted and step right off at the club