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cakejumper 🍰🦊

@cakejumper.ie

Irish girl 🇮🇪 Internet jester Bígí deas 🎨 #cakejumpart Business: cakejumpercakejumper@gmail.com https://www.twitch.tv/cakejumper

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Now that the clocks have gone back here remember to take your Vitamin D, have a hot cup of tea, adjust your schedule to see more daylight if you can, light some candles, avoid that suspicious circle in the grass, and leave a nip of whiskey out so the fair folk don't turn you into a handbag

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no the K/DA comeback can NOT make me reinstall League of Legends after 6 1/2 years no I will NOT enjoy playing league as much as I did in 2012/13 yes I WILL be microdosing the game by watching Worlds

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Someone asked me on stream what the "most Irish food" was and I realised there was no answer I could give without being killed with hammers >Potato dish Stereotype >Tayto Local stereotype >Chicken Fillet Roll Low effort >Spice bag/3-in-1 Chinese-Irish cuisine Takeawayslop

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Maybe I'm overthinking it and the kneejerk reaction isn't as big anymore but I remember a time where "mammy wooden spoon Tayto chicken Fillet Roll" humour was inescapable, but I had someone lose their shit at me online once because by mentioning whiskey as Irish I was "stereotyping us as drunks" 🙃

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Do other countries infight this much about their own food or was I just overexposed by being chronically online? I feel like over in the UK they would go to war for Greggs and school dinners but if you're too excited about a nice hot deli you're "pandering"

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vitamin D supplements are a scam by Big Awake to stop us from hibernating in winter (i forgot to take vitamin D for months until today and I'm mad about it)

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Up the workers, up the unions, if you've been inconvenienced by the strike remember that your grievance should be with the government, not with the people who want to secure fair pay ✊

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UPDATE: I GOT THE WASP OUT THE WINDOW I'M FREE

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so what do you do when a wasp stings you and you instinctively slap the shit out of your abdomen where it stung you, but the wasp survives being slapped around the place, and is still alive, and is now lurking in the bathroom waiting to sting again is it time to move house

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so what do you do when a wasp stings you and you instinctively slap the shit out of your abdomen where it stung you, but the wasp survives being slapped around the place, and is still alive, and is now lurking in the bathroom waiting to sting again is it time to move house

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I can't believe so many people are making YouTube Poops of me, most of my 2006-2015 YouTube watching was just YouTube Poops I am so honoured I'm gonna explode

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If you're having the Sunday Scaries please remember you are cool, you made it this far, and sometimes the doors that didn't open for you weren't the ones that would bring you where you needed to go ❤️ Also if you still have both your kneecaps you can thank Dave for being merciful for another week 🔥

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hey if you're on this app to escape the hellscape of the former bird app it seems counterintuitive to constantly repost or post in detail about awful stuff from there to over here Now we just have two doomscroll apps, just that this one is seeing the doom through a very thin pane of glass

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The first few months of Bluesky was like a breath of fresh air, just seeing art, memes, games, and yeah the occasional bit of news, but it's almost all distressing US news now. There's a difference between staying informed and burning yourself out on fear

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TRUE AND FACTUAL we also invented a lot of cool games ⬇️

Craig Breathnach-Irish Writer for Games and Comic Books(He/Him)@craigbreathnach.bsky.social

Did you know the Irish invented #Halloween? It's true! @imirt.bsky.social Curator Page proves it. 😁😱 store.steampowered.com/curator/4145... #OícheShamhna #GamesFromIreland #IrishGames #IrishGameDev #IndieDev #GameDev #IrishCreatives #IrishGameDomination #SpéirGhorm #IndieGame #SpotLight #Promote

store.steampowered.comSteam Curator: Games From IrelandA collection of games developed in the Republic of Ireland, Northern Ireland, from Irish creators, or playable in the Irish language (Gaeilge) - organised by IMIRT - The Irish Game Makers Association