Undercaffeinated Eel

Undercaffeinated Eel

@caffeinatedeel.bsky.social

Barely-functional curmudgeon Tired Leftist Queer ally, ride or die This shit? Definitely too old for it Sometimes writer Oh and, for the record . . . fuuuuuuuuuuck AI

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See, shit like this - and nations rolling back their (non-binding) climate pledges are why I'm not optimistic about the future.

Amanda Kolson Hurley @amandakhurley.bsky.social

Projections of data center emissions are kind of all over the place. But a new upper-end one from the Sierra Club finds they could outweigh years of carbon cuts from the US power sector and exceed the greenhouse gases from whole countries. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Christopher Nevinson said of this work depicting Manhattan (1920) 'The painting directs us into the unknown, and there are no brakes... this painting forces us to confront it and not look away: welcome to your future at a thousand miles an hour, make of it what you will.'

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Estou apaixonada por esse meme desde que vi ele mais cedo, eu amo ele tanto acho que vou imprimir

#SunsetChat The night is coming to a close and Taya and the Duchess depart to discuss the finer points of air-to-air combat interspersed with a bit of religion. There is vigorous discussions of maneuvers and a lively back and forth about the proper use of artillery in close combat and whether

#SunsetChat Q5: choose your own ending tonight! I’ll give your characters a chance to sneak away to the gardens to do whatever you describe (alone or with the stranger you met if you want 😍) Or! Describe a big collective dance scene! #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

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"Ah, that's the good stuff ain't it?" she exclaims after emptying half a bottle of very expensive wine. "Nessa, I notice that you are, uhm, jingling?" Taya remarks. "Have you been-?" "Ya know I have and, uh we should probably get outta here!" Taya sighs heavily, knowing this was coming.

"You go on ahead. There's a certain maid who seems rather famished and, well, we can't leave the help in a state of famine can we?" "Ugh! You're gross!" "Says the Cat who can't be bothered to wash her fur!" "Hey, that's mean!" Taya raises her eye. "Yeah sure whatever. Go fuck!" "Quite."

#SunsetChat The night is coming to a close and Taya and the Duchess depart to discuss the finer points of air-to-air combat interspersed with a bit of religion. There is vigorous discussions of maneuvers and a lively back and forth about the proper use of artillery in close combat and whether

#SunsetChat Q5: choose your own ending tonight! I’ll give your characters a chance to sneak away to the gardens to do whatever you describe (alone or with the stranger you met if you want 😍) Or! Describe a big collective dance scene! #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

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passionate discussion). The Duchess departs first, leaving behind an offer of further discussions of tactics and, perhaps, grand strategy should Taya find herself passing this way again. Taya, of course, can make no promises as the life of the privateer is uncertain.

Alone now, Taya is not disturbing in the least to hear the bushes behind her rustle. Nessa steps out covered in leaves, sticks, and, for some reason, talcum powder. "Ya done fuckin'?" the Catgirl asks. "Must you be so crude?" "What?" Nessa saunters over the takes a long drink out of the bottle.

#SunsetChat The night is coming to a close and Taya and the Duchess depart to discuss the finer points of air-to-air combat interspersed with a bit of religion. There is vigorous discussions of maneuvers and a lively back and forth about the proper use of artillery in close combat and whether

#SunsetChat Q5: choose your own ending tonight! I’ll give your characters a chance to sneak away to the gardens to do whatever you describe (alone or with the stranger you met if you want 😍) Or! Describe a big collective dance scene! #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

it is better to hammer your opponent with the heavy guns or deploy the light guns for more precise work. Soon their discussion turns into vigorous, breathless debate as both press their points home, finally ending in a mutually satisfying conclusion amid earnest prayers to the Divine

high above in his Celestial throne (muffled prayers, of course, to preserve the Duchess' modesty). Their debate having left both a bit breathless and sweaty, the two engage in light conversation while sipping chilled wine and smoothing their hair and clothes (thrown out of sorts amid the throws

#sunsetchat Toward the end of the night the Duchess tir Hallennen herself stands amid several other ladies of rank watching the festivities. She is tired of the ball - tired of a great many things, actually - and would like to slip away but, as host, that would not do.

#SunsetChat Q4: your character(s) approach a stranger, describe the person before you? What does their mask look like? What drew your eye to them specifically? #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

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"I saw you with my daughter, Captain," the Duchess says, fixing Taya with brown eyes hardened by long years of power. "Is it your intent to court her...or have you come to steal her away." "Oh certainly to steal her away, my lady," Taya replies, humor in her tone. "I shall whish her away and, come

the morn, be in another country, leaving behind naught but her virtue." "Very bold, but I suppose you would be." "In my profession there are only the bold and the dead." The Duchess frowns "Is that supposed to impress me, Hellarcher? I was officer myself once." "So I've heard," Taya says.

#sunsetchat Toward the end of the night the Duchess tir Hallennen herself stands amid several other ladies of rank watching the festivities. She is tired of the ball - tired of a great many things, actually - and would like to slip away but, as host, that would not do.

#SunsetChat Q4: your character(s) approach a stranger, describe the person before you? What does their mask look like? What drew your eye to them specifically? #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

"Captain Hellarcher, to what do I owe the pleasure?" she says as a black-clad figure approaches. "Just paying my respects to my most gracious host as a good guest should." "A good guest?" the Duchess replies? "Hardly not!" "And yet here we are going out to the dance floor."

The floor makes way for the Duchess. She is resplendent in a dress both simple and elegant with just enough jewelry to advertise her wealth yet not enough to be crass. In her early 50s, she is regal and, as they say, has aged like fine wine and only grown stronger with age.

#sunsetchat Taya, being of good breeding and manners, ate a light meal before the ball and so does not over indulge. She samples some of the more choice morsels, savoring them and offering commentary on their qualities and compliments to the staff as is proper. While engaged in her culinary critique

#SunsetChat Yeah okay, I can’t spell that fancy French word. Horsedivorce or whatever. But your characters get a small appetizer delivered to them on a tray. What little munchies are they having? Anyone unsatisfied with just one and emptying the tray? #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

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Meanwhile, nearby, Nessa has just finished her second tray of appetizers (snatched out of the hands of that waiter she spied) and is searching for a third. One gazing upon her might have two questions, the first being how she can eat that fast and the second, seeing the capacity of her mouth,

#sunsetchat Taya, being of good breeding and manners, ate a light meal before the ball and so does not over indulge. She samples some of the more choice morsels, savoring them and offering commentary on their qualities and compliments to the staff as is proper. While engaged in her culinary critique

#SunsetChat Yeah okay, I can’t spell that fancy French word. Horsedivorce or whatever. But your characters get a small appetizer delivered to them on a tray. What little munchies are they having? Anyone unsatisfied with just one and emptying the tray? #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

she sips wine and locks eyes with a pretty young maid who blushes furiously. "Try this one," Taya says, popping a biscuit topped by a swirl of pate into the maid's mouth. "Exsquisite, is not it?" she says in a tone that suggests it's not the hors d'oeuvre she's speaking off. "Yes, m'lady."

"Perhaps later we might indulge in another...tasting?" Taya replies, sliding her fingers along the palm of the maid's hand. "M'lady, t'would not be proper...would it?" "My dear, if you know of my reputation than you know propriety is not trait I am known for." "Oh my!" the maid sighs.

#SunsetChat She is the Lady Iria tir Hallennen, newly turned eighteen and the most eligible bachelorette at the ball. All eyes are upon her and her dance card is full. As a young man steps forward to claim his dance, a dark, sinister figure steps in, taking the lady's hand and sweeping her away.

#SunsetChat Q2: your character(s) make their way to the dance floor. The live band or musicians begin to play a song. Describe the song and who among your party is dancing. #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

#sunsetchat Taya's mask is, well, her: she was a sinister full-face mask of a horned skull with just a bit of flesh on it representing the Hell's Archer, a religious figure sent among the world of men to fire arrows of Sin and Wickedness into the hearts of men so they may be tested.

#SunsetChat Q1: what’s a masquerade without the masks?? Please describe the elegant masks that your characters are slipping into this evening. They may wear anything they like but a mask is mandatory. #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

So attired, and dressed in an elegant and immaculately tailored black suit she cuts a dashing-yet-sinister figure as she strides confidently into the ballroom, preceded by a reputation both horrifying and alluring.

Nessa didn't even know masks were required yet manages to acquire one shortly after arrival. For the rest of the night, every time you see her, she's wearing a different mask, and at the same time you hear someone exclaim "My mask! Who took my mask?!"

#sunsetchat 'allo, I am Eel and tonight the infamous privateer Captain Taya Hellarcher and her Cat(girl) Nessa have been invited to one of the most exclusive dances of the year. Taya is there almost as entertainment. Nessa invited herself.

#SunsetChat Hey party peoples! Tonight your characters have been sent an exclusive invitation to a masquerade event! Introduce yourself and say who’s coming tonight to the masquerade party! #QTP #WritingPrompt #PromptGame

#writingcommunity #writesky That moment when you realize that Lord of the Rings - the bedrock upon which modern fantasy rests - would never, ever, EVER be published today and would have to be dumped into the self-publishing market and lost amid millions of Slop Books.

And yes, there are other influences too but do you honestly believe basically any old fantasy would be actually be published today, especially with the death of pulp magazines (except maybe by *ew* Baen)?

*sigh* Gots me a scammer in the textos. Third ine loke this I've gotten. I'm debating whether to string them on a bit or just block and report. Basically they send a "wrong message" and decide "hey, let's be friends" and eventually the requests for money come. The picture, of course, is stolen.

The indignation is the hilarious part! Note: I made an assumption about Ghana because these kind of scams are such a big thing there they have slang terms and even a music genre about it. It'd be funny if they weren't going after vulnerable people. The people of Ghana don't like it either.

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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY and i would like to shamelessly self-promote my dog comics and associated merch if that's alright with you i make a silly webcomic about my dog and then i post it online for entertainment it's called the pyr review and you should check it out (instagram: @the_pyr_review)