Richard Jones (@burningbeard85.bsky.social)

Richard Jones

@burningbeard85.bsky.social

Arborist

Perhaps I should introduce my associates….oh, you’d like to negotiate now? I thought so.

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*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!

mom says it's my turn to be the protagonist

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Replying to @zealousagain.bsky.social

is she...you know...*crab claw motion* stupid and from Maryland

Doing the “Hands to war and fingers to fight” prayer from Saving Private Ryan as I eat chicken nuggets in methodical succession.

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JP@jpbrammer.bsky.social

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

Love putting the smaller number first. Four and twenty blackbirds? Sign me up for some pie.

I’m being told the pie may have chlamydia in it.

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