Beelzetrice 🏳️‍⚧️

it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

just realized a pots silver lining, I low key love getting to eat as much salt as possible

farting but it's the regular show opening bwomp noise

i love having feel bad disorder. it lets me experience cool fun things like feel bad all of the time

seeing Cheekface in Boston last night was the most fun I've ever had at a show

If you were at the Cheekface show in Allston, I saw you. You were hot.

(pushing dog talk button) what

thinking about converting back to christianity just so I can disappoint god again by becoming an atheist again

playing "here comes the airplane!" but I'm just holding a lit bowl

bumper sticker that says "my dog is a beagle scout"

And don't think you don't have power, either. Recent surveys show trans people may be as high as 2% of the population, and up to 5% if you include gender-expansive categories, and we have family members and allies. Many elections are decided by a single percentage point. We have power here.

todaybor day is gaybor day

they should invent a gaybor day

acapella group made up of carpenters called "Mortise and Tenor"

“Benson’s gonna be so mad when he finds out we spent all day smoking mids and jorkin it to hentai instead of working.” “These are not mids!! This is some hardcore shit!!” “Dude, they’re mids.”

opening a taxidermy booth called "baculum spectaculum"

polyamorous cowgirl talking about her pardners

Trans Women 🤝 Fat Women Having to constantly survive being in a vortex between other people's desire and their shame

Last week marked 5 years since I started hormones 🩷 This is such a huge personal milestone, and I've changed so much in the last 5 years, chemically, physically, mentally, and emotionally that it's hard to wrap my head around. I love the person I get to be and continue to become

Divigel™️: The Hand Sanitizer that Gives You Tits

It’s cool being trans because even though we have a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch us they will kill us - but first they must catch us. We’re cunning and full of tricks, and our people will never be destroyed.

im sorry if this offends but i believe that you are in fact capable of learning new things, improving your skills, becoming a better person, and having a happier life than you currently do.

happy cheekface day

Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven: these were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient - the Fire Nation.

I do genuinely want to put on an all-trans production of Annie called “Trans Annie.” The tagline will be “what did you think we were gonna call it?”

i double gay dog dare you

perhaps I will have a hypomanic episode. as a treat

Ooh baby baby she’s a wild worm

I've cursed myself by saying this and I'm gonna be stupid busy the rest of the day

I like what I do for work but I don't like the fact that a non insignificant part of my day is spent watching paint dry

“I don’t excuse her actions” is actually such a wild thing to say about a fictional character. Gang the actions were made up, they exist to further the narrative. What are we even talking about?

hrt cigarettes

I smoked the weed that makes you think oh I bet I would play guitar really good rn

awooga. say it back.

tubi is the tumblr of streaming services

[bug school] TEACHER: okay class, who knows the first 2 letters of the alphabet A BEE: *proudly raises hand*

cheekface is an emo band

I'd like to be the kind of poster who posts every thought she thinks but then I'd have to think thoughts in the first place and I'm not about to do that

ouch my grain

I should be allowed to enjoy a social event without crashing afterwards and convincing myself that nobody likes me but nope, they/thems the rules. Gotta do it

gay Modest Mouse is like: i came as a fag wild pack of faggy dogs sucking cock at a pretty sunset tiny city made of (guy) asses

call me a cursed roller coaster the way I can't get off

The difference between having a cat and having a dog is staggering. Having a dog is like having child who’s disgusting. Having a cat is like having a painting that’s mad at you.

my body is a machine that turns strangers into friends

a computer is a kind of sex toy

aura farming but it's just me getting a migraine