Chris B

Chris B

@burchris.bsky.social

Wrote a few horror movies with names like HALLOW'S END and CANNIBAL TABOO (if you've seen either all the way through, I'm sorry). Humans good, fascism bad, fuck ICE, free Palestine. Cat lover. Bots get blocked.

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They could not build a flight of jagged stone stairs as tall as the one that I’d like to see that Libs of TikTok chick fall down.

So the new iPad mini costs $100 more and no longer comes in fun colors. I wasn't going to be able to swing one in the foreseeable future but still... disappointing.

Trump will just blurt out the word "ass" and then say, "Who said that? Stop bringing up ass! I don't want to talk about ass! But while we're on the subject..."

I am so tired of Republicans and their lies, of Third Way Democrats and their lies, and of Zionists of both parties and their murderous fucking lies.

More than anything, I want there to be tangible consequences for these lies. Not just the lies that politicians tell, but the lies told by "news" outlets in the service of those politicians. I want it to be treated like the criminal offense that it should be.

Dear Every Republican Who Alleges a ‘Stolen’ Election: no the votes didn’t “suddenly and suspiciously flip.” The totals changed as more votes were counted. That’s how numbers work, you malignant dumbfucks.

And before you scream, “What about all those districts that voted for Bolsonaro a few weeks ago that now mysteriously flipped to Lula?” maybe consider the possibility that you got all your numbers from shitty sources that specialize in telling you the kinds of lies that you want to be true.

This guy looks like if someone took the King of Queens aside and told him that his title was now official.

Private Eye Magazine@privateeyenews.bsky.social

Since his ennoblement in Boris Johnson’s 2023 resignation list, Tees Valley regional mayor Lord (Ben) Houchen has claimed more than £25,000 in tax-free daily “attendance” allowances from the House of Lords for 73 days when he hasn’t voted, spoken or performed any recorded parliamentary activity.

If Angelenos are wondering why Karen Bass's campaign ads look like cheap Republican attack ads, it's because Karen Bass is a cheap Republican Democrat.

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It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

Trump just makes up weird shit and Republican voters gobble up every word he says, because they will take as gospel any utterance from anybody who is as viciously racist as they are.

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pretty clear evidence that republicans in the US losing any election going forward are going to always beg for a coup if they lose. lots of people will have to go to jail

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the number of “yes on 42, no on 40” ads I’m seeing here in LA is depressing remember: yes on the billionaire tax (40), no on the ones canceling the billionaire tax (41 and 42)

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Replying to @taniel.bsky.social

Brazil was of two huge election results today—alongside the defeat of the nationalist, authoritarian leader of Serbia: "the slate of candidates selected by protesting students had won at least 135 seats in Serbia’s 250-member legislature" www.nytimes.com/2026/10/25/w...

nytimes.comAleksandar Vucic Concedes Defeat in Serbian Election“It is clear that we have lost these elections,” Aleksandar Vucic said in a surprisingly early speech congratulating his opponents.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even with all the aggressive sabotage being carried out by Bolsonaro-supporting mayors, he beat their asses! Let's hope we can do the same here, because Trump and his Republicans are going to use every last illegal mechanism at their disposal to subvert the people's will.

Taniel@taniel.bsky.social

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

The right-wing is thoroughly, relentlessly, unrepentantly evil, with no ethics, no morals, and not a fucking shred of humanity.

Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social

Bolsonaro-friendly mayors appear to be sabotaging public transport on Election Day. Buses aren’t running in Lula-friendly areas, flights and ferries mysteriously canceled. Traffic lights have gone out and people’s power cut in Salvador, indigenous people’s travel restricted

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Sad to see. Someone should have told her this stuff before they got married.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Vivek Ramaswamy's wife: Apparently, Vivek does not support women. Apparently, he is pro-child abuse. Apparently, he doesn't respect doctors.

Does he support you being a transphobic piece of shit? Did he give you a thumbs-up on that?

Josh Turek@joshturek4iowa.bsky.social

I am honored to have President Obama’s support in this race. I’m asking for yours too. Let’s go win this: Turek4Iowa.com

Horror movie wisdom for medical professionals: never give your transplant recipient a hand or an eye that once belonged to a murderer. Kidneys are probably okay.

When New World colonists first shipped pumpkins back to Europe, the Irish must have gone, "THIS! THIS is what our creepy autumn harvest festival has been missing!!"

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The U.S. is interfering in Brazil's elections. From D.C. we stand against this attempt to interfere and destabilize Brazil's democratic process.

Snowball was eager to go on his walk this morning but when we got outside, he plunked down at the top of the porch steps and just lied there with his paws folded over the edge. I went to take a picture of him, and that’s when he moved. He was not about to let me exploit his laziness for a photo op.

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the handful of die-hard anti-trans voters that exist are going to vote GOP no matter what. so this ad will not pick up a single new voter. all it does is further disenfranchise trans ppl – a marginalized group MAGA hates. this is a pro-MAGA ad & Turek is furthering MAGA's cause by airing it

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com

Josh Turek of Iowa, Democrat, comes out with one of the worst anti-trans ads yet. Not only is it an anti-sports ad, it proposes a ban on federal funding for gender affirming care. That would hit all medicaid and medicare patients, and any ACA federally-subsidized plans as well. Horrific.

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Senate Democrats posted this the same day Josh Turek released the worst anti-trans ad of the cycle. Meanwhile, DCCC released their own anti-trans ad last week in South Carolina.

Senate Democrats@dscc.bsky.social

11 days until we elect Josh Turek as the next Senator from Iowa!