Brian Kelley

Just got an email announcing that Princeton is offering ChatGPT accounts to all undergrads next semester. Looking forward to other helpful innovations lIke giving them unlimited heroin or free handguns

Update: More than 60 people are dead after a high-speed train slammed into another, authorities say.

This approach explains Cal Raleigh 2025 but not Cal Raleigh 2026.

Thinking about Brett Phillips tonight 🥹

GAME 5!

cannot wait to see how the rays manage not to score any runs with the bases loaded and no outs

However long this replay takes, it's the perfect amount of time. Prolong this MLB season as much as you can. Cherish it.

SOON

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Hear Chvrches' massive, sweeping new single "Overthinker"

What on earth happened to this Eagles defense? by @johnstolnis.bsky.social www.bleedinggreennation.com/philadelphia...

Happy 40th Anniversary to XTC’s eighth studio album ‘Skylarking’ originally released October 27, 1986 | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @tenelson65 here: album.ink/XTCSkylarking

using "smash and crab" for the headline here is the kind of thing that should get an editor promoted

BREAKING: A hacker is attempting to breach the US Federal Election Commission's systems and that agency has had to 'temporarily shut down' its web-facing services as a result, according to an email seen by Reuters reut.rs/4zY7fwQ

Probably not great that we are the country fascists flee to after defeat!

But Talarico is gay for eating a vegetarian breakfast burrito

Originally written with Dolly Parton in mind for the guest vocal part...

Don't Give Up was released 40 years ago #onthisday as the second single from Peter's album 'So'. It features the guest vocals of Kate Bush.

“The catalyst for ‘Don’t Give Up’ was a photograph I saw by Dorothea Lange (Migrant Mother), in the book ‘In This Proud Land’, which showed the dust-bowl conditions during the Great Depression in America. Without a climate of self-esteem it’s impossible to function” - pg

The annual theme park attendance report is out! And the news is not good, unless you are Dollywood or Disneyland Paris. The numbers are especially bad for - you guessed it - Six Flags. www.themeparkinsider.com/flume/202610...

From the Dems House Judiciary report:

The Eagles have been out-gained by 745 yards this season. That's their worst yardage differential through 7 weeks this century. It's over 300 yards worse than any other Eagles team since 2000.

Eagles deliver the 8th-worst performance by any defense in a game this season (EPA/Drive). 4 TDs and 3 FGs on 9 possessions. Zero turnovers. Zero sacks. Zero QB hits. And they were only missing 2 starters: Nolan Smith and Michael Carter.

The Milwaukee Brewers are one win away from securing their first World Series title. They have won 10 of 11 games this postseason and outscored their opponents 52 to 28. Domination.

Julie K. Brown at the Miami Herald is still doing the heavy lifting on keeping the story alive. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

Saquon Barkley now has a back injury in addition to his hamstring injury. Question able to return.

Fangio needs to turn off Fox News and turn on some game film.

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie was inducted into the team's Hall of Fame at halftime against the Cowboys Monday night. Lurie, who bought the Eagles in 1994, has led the Birds to two Super Bowl wins, including the franchise's first in the 2017 season.

Huge headlines around the world. In major US media, unreported. Something's fishy here.

Cops probably told the local Nazi groups they're in that they could use the gym...

Makai Lemon has his first career TD. 5 receptions on 6 targets tonight for 54 yards and a score.

As bad as you remember Braman being, did you know Marco Rubio's political career exists because of him.

Protester to Trump: “Shove that ballroom up your fat ass!”

Aww...Thirteen and the Fam...I miss them... #DoctorWho

Jackson Chourio is the 26th player with multiple hits in each of the first 3 games of a World Series At 22 years old, he’s the youngest to do it

8 2-out runs are most in an inning in World Series history and 2nd-most in any postseason inning

Rays...it's time.

Brewers are doing to the MLB playoffs what the Knicks did to the NBA playoffs.

i would put a little plastic pokémon figurine inside there tbh

"He's running, but boy is he going to be disappointed, there's a flag on the cowboys and this is coming back." - Merrill Reese

What a photo

Damn near knocked himself out but what a catch by Chandler Simpson

Uncle Phil?