Breakdancing Robot

Justice for Dom

So my four-year old daughter’s first crush is officially…the guy who played Jim in Muppet Treasure Island. And who I just found out is the speaking voice of 2-D from The Gorillaz. I approve.

This is such a shame. I was too young to get in to see the Whale Fat Follies before it ended its run but my grandmother got one of his books about the weird side of Alaska which was absolutely hysterical. We may still have it around somewhere?

If Venegoor Of Hesselink will fit on the back of a kit, surely this would?

Someone said “Fox Big Noon Saturday” on the broadcast but it definitely sounded more like “Fox Big Nude Saturday” and I’m here for it honestly

The collapse of NFTs was extremely fun

I traveled all the way to Germany from Maryland and I still can’t find a decent falafel ever since Max’s in Wheaton closed down grrrrr

NDSU’s punter might hold the record for kinds of cultural experience in a six year span

🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.

I get it with all of the “X football players’ kids are now college players” stories making me feel old but Vernon Davis’s kid playing RB for us genuinely makes me feel old

2026 CFB names thread:

I do wish that the interviewer had brought up DC Cab. Such a weird grab bag of a movie but one that I will argue offers a decent snapshot into what DC looked like in the 80’s at a low point for the city (compare what the area next to the Florida Avenue grill looks like now!)

“Hey man, nice boat, but how’d you afford it?”

My 12” single of E.U.’s Da Butt is hands-down one of my most treasured records

HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...

I truly love this Ocean City, Maryland-inspired can art by Union

A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I WILL NOT STAND FOR MOON BUGGY ERASURE! Eero Saarinen must be spinning in his grave right now.

This is kind of an incredible website: Why your stuff stopped lasting, who profited, and what's still built right.

I love that funny spinning FIFA logo that comes in and out during World Cup replays, it’s giving me big A Current Affair vibes with that spinning pyramid thing they had

I knew I recognized that pose somewhere.

The Canadian wildfire haze resulted in a wild-looking morning sun in Baltimore today. As my coworker aptly put it, “that looks like some Tatooine shit right there”

Does Article 27 have a clause requiring Lionel Messi and Lamine Yamal to recreate this photo in the World Cup final? 🛁

The Shinra Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has stopped monitoring the status effect that turns you into a frog.

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

one reason the World Cup has been better than expected is they announced that Jelly Roll official World Cup anthem and then never played it once, just instantly threw it in the trash, you hear the Shakira song 3-4 times per game and wouldn't even know Jelly Roll was involved at all

This dummied Breath of Fire II character is me whenever you try to rope me into your garbage ass drama

Not sure that Jesse Marsch dance was...

Why doesn’t this WC get a cool little interstitial jingle at commercial breaks like the Euros or previous cups did? Instead it’s just like a dead silent screen with the WC logo and it’s just so meh

This US-Paraguay ref that keeps brandishing a red card visibly in one hand while handing out yellows needs to stop right now. It’s so disorienting

I was waiting for the 69' to take this printscreen: 1 NICE ASSE 69' (fw to @sickosfc.bsky.social)

Arby’s curly fries

Great work by Forest Oak Middle School in Montgomery County for their DOT truck day celebration

I regret to inform everyone that lemonparty.org has been hijacked by unscrupulous scammers. Is it bad that this site was the first place that my mind went to when someone drafted Makai Lemon in my fantasy football draft?

I trust C-3PO and R2-D2 when it comes to childhood vaccinations more than I do the US Department of Health right now

#MetGala2026

THAT’S THE POWER OF LOVE DUN DUN-DUN DUN DUN-DUN DUN

COME ON YOU BEES BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ

This will be me following Spurs until the last day of the season