da birchman

Anthony Edwards loves scoring 44 points, including all 8 of the team's points in overtime

Remember "Graham Platner"? What the fuck was all that about

Cannot stress to you how devastatingly bad and embarrassing the Wolves' local broadcast deal is. $25/month for "da zone" means the coolest Wolves team in years will go largely unwatched by the people in-state. This is just shocking incompetence by the team and the league more broadly.

Kansas Dem Sen. nominee Adam Hamilton on trans rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself”

Gobert

oh, so the Heat SUCK suck. interesting....

“You can’t even go outside anymore, on account of being white” a party and electorate defeated by their phones

NATHAN FIELDER: So now that you’ve seen it, can you tell me what was funny about that bit? ELIZABETH HOLMES: *smiling like the Smile Demon from the Smile horror movie series* The guy took a really long time to describe what his family’s act was

Mario Hezonja? In this economy?

When the Wolves are hot from three

sorry to the man but if the Heat end up sucking this season I'm gonna be slandering Bam Adebayo crazy style

Andrew Wiggins with a very early 3 Trillion

"is that a wedgie or a Reggie? Reggie Jenkins" is the funniest thing Reggie Miller has ever said. he meant Reggie Dinkins btw

Tracy Morgan looking like he's about to throw up just before the Knicks raise the banner and that's how you know he's a Real One™

league of extraordinary guinness book guys. robert wadlow smoking a pipe all tall as hell while those mega fat identical twins on the motorcycles are doing figure eights around his legs. and here comes the guy with nasty long fingernails in that velvet bag

jim harbaugh the qb whisperer was brought in to fix a mid-to-bad quarterback and has instead turned him into dink-and-dunk jameis winston

gotta be honest with you guys: at this rate, I don't think there's any way Michigan State can make the College Football Playoff 😔

Kevin Calabro calls a televised basketball game like a baseball radio broadcast, and it rocks

Trey Lyles is -- simply put -- Him

It's early -- probably even too early to judge -- but I'm sorry, I can't help it I have to say it: DAZN fucking sucks

my boy johnny kum already in midseason form 😏

Naz Reid being guarded by Julius Randle on NBA TV right now lol

when it's unsmost times

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

What a delight to meet Minnesota’s next great U.S. Senator @peggyflanagan.bsky.social!

the lowdown was my favorite new tv series in... maybe years, so i'm very happy it's coming back with a slew of new faces sprinkled in plenty of time to rip through season one before the season two premiere if you wanna get caught up

good show back soon www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGd9...

johnny k on nba champion karl-anthony towns, we used to pray for times like these www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...

yes I am a sore loser and yes I do, completely independently from that, despise the new york liberty. two things can be true

TAke a look, y'all:

This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.

NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.

Apparently all the NFL has to do to avoid liability for their role in the sports gambling epidemic is air a cheaply made commercial with Kurt Warner lifelessly explaining that if you can't afford to gamble then simply don't do it