wienerschnitzel

i propose we start shortening “Bluesky post” to “bloop.”

from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"

These fucking fascists have to pay.

“miss rose i like you not. buzzer” — #fridgle 51 fridgle.net/p/9Gm

BREAKING: Renee Good’s family sues the U.S. government and immigration officials over her killing in Minneapolis.

Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.

my synapses are running on nothing but coffee today. every picovolt of neural activity is being powered by pure, unfiltered, 100% Colombian caffeine.

saw a couple at Costco feeding each other a hot dog. romance isn’t dead.

this warrants more research, can I volunteer to be the next gambling addict?

Mister Rogers never misses

48% actually. I keep this graph on my phone

FWIW removing the willow trees was apparently a normal thing that's been taken completely out of context as many viral news stories are; the beds are very shallow and they replace the trees semi-regularly, and these ones were apparently ready to go when they were taken down 10 months ago.

Mojang spending 6 months and thousands of man-hours to design the Firefly mob:

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

me: "ah, beautiful Tuesday morning time to get to work"   my brain: "remember that time when you were young and got obsessed with the Chipmunk cover of 'Bad Day' by Daniel Powter"

>"your package has shipped" >look inside >"label created, awaiting package"

when I was a kid I would see ads for “all-inclusive resorts” and wonder what was wrong with the resort industry that so many of them needed to advertise that they weren’t racist.

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve

ah yes, my favorite saying of Jesus: “One thing you still lack. Sell all that you have and give it to the middle class.”

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

I feel it’s sort of underrated the extent to which a Dem Congress and/or states could (1) absolutely destroy car dealerships as a business, and (2) this would cripple a lot of GOP state and local parties

One year ago today, Minnesota Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark were senselessly murdered in an act of political violence. In their memory, we recommit ourselves to the values that Melissa and Mark exemplified: building a kinder, more just, and loving world.

my exact experience

going to laugh forever about the Knicks only losing the Trump Game immaculate scriptwriting, no notes

Turning Cthulhu into a kid's movie because it's public domain is like the ontological opposite of turning Winnie the Pooh into a horror movie because it's public domain.

Fuck this guy and fuck you if you voted for him.

"In the not too distant future..."

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

i swear i’ve never heard anyone use the word “mucilage” outside of 3rd grade spelling

book report: project hail mary is basically a shonen anime if you replaced all the cool fight scenes with khan academy videos on physics 101

Our simulations show that the act isn’t needed for minority representation in the South, if partisan gerrymandering were checked. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/17/u...

🚨BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court (SCOTUS) has allowed Alabama to select a different map for this year’s congressional elections in a stunning, last-minute move to interfere with another state primary election that has already begun. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Moment of silence before the Lynx game for Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Some Fuck Ice yells after.

Alabama House speaker said he hopes SCOTUS “will overturn Amendment 14,” the one that made Black people citizens and guaranteed equal protection under law. It wasn’t just a slip. Today’s newsletter. 👉 link.al.com/public/45636...

John Roberts will retire someday as one of the worst, most destructive Chief Justices in the nation’s history

Biblical Author: In my book I wrote about the Golden Calf as a cautionary tale. Trumpists: At long last, we have created the Golden Calf from classic Exodus story, "Don't Create The Golden Calf."

In December, SCOTUS stayed a district court ruling blocking TX from using its new maps because the lower court ruled "on the eve of an election." That district court ruling was issued 15 weeks before the TX primaries. Callais was issued *17 days* before the LA primaries.

hot take: women are less likely to use AI because we’re quick to clock flattery as a tool of manipulation

WOLVES WILD WIN

Starting to think the "we can naruto run past their bullets to storm Area 51" theory has legs