fully automated robot orgy

Mood #photography #monochrome #blackandwhite

Can we normalize deepthroating?

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

I'm so fucking tired of hearing from birmingham jail liberals about how nothing is ever getting better, like when did you think anyone gave a fuck what you think?

Most governments in the Great Lakes Caliphate are bourgeois and goated

The divorce better fucking wait till 2027, 2026 is at capacity

Vivek is the most reddit politician

Poasting like grandma used to make in the one room house on the hill: your fandom sucks

no no I meant cracked like in pieces...

heartbreaking: yakub has admitted to switching over to using AI to generate new types of white people

Diarrhea powerhouse of the world go USA

JD VANCE: also, it's when you don't have imported leather sofas

skeet machine down 😟

Hummingbirds have the cutest eye lashes

I wonder what Weinberg thinks about that whole don't trust anyone over 30 thing now

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

A well put together person that is constantly falling apart

i would be the Godzilla of scissoring Juggalo bluesky elders

nobody says "be normal to penis woman" anymore bc the overton window has shifted so far on this website that the notion of being normal to any woman whatsoever is far-fetched in general, let alone being normal to penis woman

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

Purposefully blasting rope at a historical inauguration for libertarians is a form of supremacism

trying to learn about audio equipment and intentionally looking for stores with one star reviews so i know the person at the shop is an enthusiast and not a businessperson

Linux users will bitch about having to click through menus in Windows then have 4 cli commands to display the same thing with different indents, and 1 is deprecated btw

Old Macomb County Building (b.1933) Mount Clemens, Macomb County Michigan. 📸 Minolta Maxxum 7000i 🎞️ Harman Switch Azure #photography #film #filmphotography #believeinfilm #minolta #harman #lomography #architecture #oldbuildings #artdeco #skyscrapers #mtclemens #macomb #michigan

I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier. maybe 200x

$FARO - FULLY AUTOMATED ROBOT ORGY PLANS MOON BROTHELS FOR HUMANOID ROBOTS IN ORDER TO STEAL ELON MUSKS BANK INFORMATION VIA QUANTUM ROBOT BRAIN VIRUSES

The year is 2032, it's illegal to use your computer unless it's through a LLM interface

So serious question, the 6.0.0.0/8 ipv4 space is registered to the "Department of Defense" but like idk who that is now, can we just squat it?

material ui, yeah the material is solid feces

killswitch bumpin in the senior center

This is what happens when laid off SEO consultants start using AI

I hope Lindsey Graham died shitting himself to death

OUGHH, GIRTHY FUTA COCK MY BELOVED

Peptides are proof that bioshock could be real

Stay hydrated you thirsty sluts

Weekly reminder that no one who needs to hear it will hear: You are not under contract to interact with or consume everything you see.

What if dying is just like textures rendering with lower and lower res while your lag spikes constantly

this is my kind of company motto right here

all chopped up with that tau rizz

Kids these days paying $5 for a gallon of gas, don't they know about biodiesel

FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER

Anyone over 6' is not a real person, the human brain was never meant to survive at that altitude for extended periods

Why are all bronco drivers such assholes?