Bit125

Kris lamp.

project hail mary is absolute fucking cinema holy

Less than 3 days?? what did unix mean by this

she righty on my tighty till my lefty go loosey

mega man

mega man

New year's resolutions are weak sauce. I'm constantly making goals I don't follow through with

what the fuck

habby year

chat is this real

youtu.be/comAe0dqgN8?...

they call me the pisser

fuck happened to this chair

I know every US citizen's social security number. just not whose is whose

this is just the wii u gamepad

had to repost this (original source unknown)

bluesky

All i've got is a hammer, and buddy. You're starting to look like a nail

6: Gee, I wonder where 9 went... Suspiciously 9 shaped 7:

yeah, im into BTC. Blaze The Cat

hawk tony skate on that thang

bad ai is objectively less funny than bad photoshop. this is an aspect that is often overlooked

where we're going, we don't give credit. come back when you're a little, mmmm, richer

scott was called for jury duty 💀

loooong checkmate

hey mr. Bluesky i'm feeling pretty down atm can you please add gifs it'd make me sooooo happy 🥺🥺

i won a game of mario party without moving at all

This might be a hot take, but I really think people lost the art of bringing up concerns in private. I don't like this mindset that every little mistake needs to be a big public event. Stuff like that ruins people, especially if that one person already changed and moved on.

We implemented Pluey.

here ya go

Your old tech will fail in 13 years

congrats to the elgses!!

i have decided to count out playoff patrick

mustard

Why I hate you in particular 🧵0/193847573903852

My Honda Accord's car OS was built on the DreamBerd language. Here demonstrating the ability to delete the numeric literal `4`. I'm assuming the reason this isn't being marketed is because of licensing limitations. So excited to see @todepond.com's brilliant work grow :)

gif???? how

🚨 hey just a heads-up to everybody. this is not a big deal, but i really feel like the best place for the cheese grater is the second shelf to the left of the sink, above the plates and bowls. some of you keep putting it in the utensil drawer, and it takes up way too much space there. thanks!

I AM BEING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET

Advertise your bsky account in 3 words: hmmm... uhhhhh,, ummmmm

america made pizza better