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The Wehrmacht, July 1940:

Me when the airbnb hosts are upset I left an unwashed cup on the side

You couldn’t get away with this these days, because of woke

You have to laugh at the sheer insanity of Turning Point UK being found to be organising literal contract killings and paid agitation at protests up and down the country and it barely even raises a flicker across the press. If that isn't 'terrorism' on some level I don't really know what is

Reach by S Club 7 has a uniquely malevolent energy, the only other song that comes close is Shine by Take That

Excited to wake up back in 1940 tomorrow when this country had balls (apparently)

I’ve perfected the art of the veggie fake McMuffin - they’re a quarter of the price of the meat ones and taste exactly the same.

WOKYCHESTER 😭

The love in his eyes. 🥹 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Britain's 2026 wheat, spring and winter barley, oats and oilseed rape is officially the worst on record

Still recovering from the weekend, feel very in my 30s

having to go onto facebook to do life admin stuff is horrible, I hate it there

'Best Kebab', Old Street, Hoxton (2003) by Georgia Peskett georgiapeskett.com

opinions are like arseholes: the external opening of the rectum located inside the intergluteal cleft. Two sphincters control the exit of feces from the body during an act of defecation, which is the primary function of the anus.

Excellent stuff

We used to be a country. Where’s James Acaster’s C64 game?

castle time

hey, i haven't had blood testing in over 2 years. i've been putting it off bcos of the cost. if you can donate or repost id appreciate it. thanks. 🤍

Just saw Stewart Lee and it was very good!

Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.

Bog spider has just released all its little bog spider babies across the bog ceiling after just sitting there doing nothing and looking dead for the past two months.

'having spent the last two decades murdering vulnerable disabled people we must now murder vulnerable elderly people.' - @gabyhinsliff.bsky.social the guardian is 'independent' and that is why they're always pushing the exact same narrative as every other news outlet in a highly coordinated manner

while i'm going on about ron, he was the one who told me about britain keeping spanish anti fascists in a chorley, lancashire based prisoner of war camp between 1944-46. just in case you needed reminding of how much this country loves camps. files.libcom.org/files/Spanis...

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

Downside of rescuing an incredibly stupid cat is now that I work six days a week he’s not used to me any more and acts terrified of me. It’s very upsetting.

This DEBUNKS you dumbass.

Literal trigger warning

Really fancy a greasy kebab shop burger

Accidentally scrolled through indie poo reels too many times and now the twiftaa song is stuck in my head

Just seen an electric hearse and limo for the first time, we’re living in the future

Just post my entire life savings on Hunter Biden’s memecoin, my wife is going to kill me

Country’s gone absolutely daft

Holy shit, caught one in the wild

What a daft cunt

Soooo it’s not just young trans women, it’s young women in general. And old women with protest signs. And middle aged women daring to be menopausal on the NHS’s fiver. And mothers who work, or don’t work. All women, really. Who could have seen this coming 🙄

Smol landlord here 🥺 your rent is actually my emotional support money and you giving me attitude whilst I fleece you is pretty uncool actually 🥺