Bill Bimini

Mods, I'm begging you to please make an option to flag all content without visible female nipples. My fetish is boring sterile non-adult content and it is VERY distracting. I just can't get off unless I'm not getting off!

my boss makes a quarter i make a dime that’s why im crying screaming and can’t stop cumming on company time

Concerning number of vine booms in the first 2 minutes of this political critique on the israel-palestine situation

Nothing will make you feel like a nimble, prancing jester more than when a really hot lady likes one of your little jokes

Who’s who at the party

I'm already staring at war criminals all day on this phone, at least SOME of them should have nice legs

necromancer

I can't believe they killed Doug Bayne of Doug Bayne Fame for posting this he got too close to the truth

Love 2 gaze lovingly into my partner's eyes and think wow all this wonder in here and no one else gets to experience it but me wow i guess they really are the nipples of the soul

Edge of the paper

Bill Bimini updates the list

every short king needs his crown

It's important work.

Bill Bimini, women respecter

The pencil thing was my first idea for age verification but i never found an easy way to turn the joke into functional code

blasting jock jams as i turkish ice cream man this little brat himejoshi-style

Can I tell you something?

Happens to the best of us

Bill Bimini the handyman

I have imposter syndrome but in a good way. I'm smashing it as an imposter.

Quiet please. This is a street library.

Stompin' around in her boots

I have seen the light 🙏

If you need a JOI you are an idiot, I mean it’s pretty self explanatory

im slowly chipping away at the walls of jaded cynicism i built around my psyche to reveal the cringe millennial within

came back to bsky to share some advice from a medieval French courtesy manual: "If you have a beautiful chest and a beautiful neck do not cover them up but your dress should be low cut so that everyone can gaze and gape after them".

Use the magic wand / select tool almost as much as you use the brush. Move things around the canvas, shorten that arm, lengthen that neck, perfectly colour within the ones in seconds. Compared to traditional art, it's just as much of a superpower as ctrl+z

Friendly PSA: Happy to draw your fetishes, but don't expect me, the artist, to participate in your fantasies Be horny at the art, not at the artist

Scientific observation 🤔

This one inspired by @ohvulpecula.bsky.social who makes cool stuff

I had fun making this 🥰🍄❤️

Pee’s sherfect