Ben*

The second novelette in the Goldilocks trilogy, after "An Insufficient Number of Murders" and followed by "Exactly the Right Amount of Murders"

Oooh, that's a painful list. Never or *barely* played 1. Toon 2. Middle Earth Role Playing 3. Ringworld 4. Chill 5. Palladium Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (before there was ever a show - it's purely based on the original comics)

1. Holmes D&D 2. AD&D 1e 3. Top Secret 4. Gamma World 5. Boot Hill

Nice "Family Circus" vibe to this house ad.

Build your own Maginot Line. Note: does not come with enough pieces to cover Belgium as well. Also, the artillery can not be turned to face backwards.

I would laugh, but I DID once own a bed where wearing head protection wasn't a bad idea.

Never Let Me Down Again In My Pants

How to tell the difference between Spider-Man and Fuckin-Spider-Man

Sub-Marine Boy

The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situation like these.

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies for Tax Purposes (1964)

Our cat snags bags of bread or buns from the kitchen and leaves them near the bedroom. Couple of times a month. Never tries to eat them. Not sure if they're a hunting gift, or if he's just bored at 3am or what.

Few people know that "Barefoot in the Park" was actually a prequel to the much less successful "My Lengthy Battle With Hookworm"

New euphemism just dropped

Not to call anyone out, but as far as I can see the Anti-Lunatic Squad hasn't done a DAMN thing in the last 20+ years

"White Eyes"? Checked out a mirror lately Spidey?

Time to stock up on decemberween snacks.

He held a mirror up to society - but society, uncomfortable, turned away.

Once again, I apologize

Breedon Hill in Derbyshire is derived from Bre (Celtic for hill) + Dun (Old English for hill). Or Hillhill Hill.

S.H.A.D.O. style

Shark Attack webcomic, Nicholas Gurewitch

Thanks Otto Korrekt, for attempting to change "welcome your thoughts" to "welcome your thighs" ...in an email to my kid's teacher.

It was a werewolf bar mizvah Spooky, scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves

She's a good bass player but the reason Mary Huff is my *favourite* bass player is because you get a million points when you've played over a thousand shows but are still as kind and generous with your time as she is.

This is going to save me a FORTUNE in egg-related cleaning bills.

It's real drinksollys.com/products/kd-...

The most important phrase you'll learn

I beg to differ

Don't be secretive about your sewing. Be an open sewer.

When I come across an unused penciled page by an old master, in this case Jack Kirby, I love trying my hand at inking it. But, then it feels incomplete without dialog and color, so I do that too. Btw, does Hulk have extra tough hair, like Superman? Has it ever been addressed?

Two interpretations of the same prompt, '21

@keithpille.bsky.social

Such a fun series of games

I.T. sure did.

Maybe just leave a review, Aliens. No need to graffiti up the place.

Like a Terry Pratchett character, everything I touch turns to Glod

Yes Captain Science, you've discovered one of the re-animated skeletons one commnly finds in Science dungeons! Hail Science!

I have no earthly clue why I do these things.