Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring

I present: One (1) Johnnycake:

Three fucking years and I'm still mad. Put it in the newspaper that I am mad.

i have 1 small ear worth of corn kernels (grew a dual purpose sweet/flint corn and missed an ear in the sweet corn stage) and am going to make cornmeal with them. i don't know what i'm doing with the cornmeal, but i will have made cornmeal, and that's something

Izzy lives. (Please heed the tags on this, Ed literally fucks Izzy back to life.) | #EdIzzy. Explicit. ~1.6k words. | 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/55886971

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someone really hated this little freak

You left me hanging up there for twenty minutes. Not bloody optimal.

Sup #OFMD #OFMDfanart

i have tried on every piece of clothing i own and gotten rid of anything that didn't fit or was in particularly poor repair

eds canonically terrible taste in men 🥰

ed going to therapy and doing better and countering all the negative voices in his head and getting a grip on a healthy outlook and then spending 20 minutes with izzy and it all slipping away unfortunately so real

🎶I'm going to do the best I can🎶

Canyon Christmas is a little quieter this year which works perfectly for me because I am Booked and Busy but if you do want to join that happy few this is your last chance. Sign ups close to tomorrow 5pm (UK time). See you in the spreadsheet my dears!

my persimmon actually got soft instead of sitting on the counter for a month and a half doing noting❗

Happy 3 Years to Izzy definitely getting railed by the whole crew! Here's a sweet little fic Ed is involved, too.

Tis the most holy day in the Calypsian calendar, Calypso's birthday! May it be full of love, music, and merriment! Even if you aren't Calypsish, we welcome you to celebrate with us 🪸🥂🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈

me trying to be really good and not blow all my money on an oogie boogie plush: what if i i made an oogie boogie?

happy 'izzy does drag for the first time and gets fucked by the whole crew about it' day 🎉🎉🎉

ed pressing all his cold parts against izzy's warm body and sucking all the heat from him

the weather forecast for tonight is varying wildly from "killing freeze!" to "frost" to "not frost unless you're in a low-lying rural area, then maybe possibly frost" depending on source, so we covered the pepper plants and are just gonna let what happens happens

i think ed is getting mad at one of his boyfriends and tells them not to talk to him and leave him alone, and so they don't talk to him and leave him alone, and then he gets real sad that they're not paying attention to him

i would've watched a whole season of them like this. Just being petty bitches back and forth and making everyone around them uncomfortable from the hostility for several episodes until they end up locked in a room together and finally talk and also kiss.

I have 1 (one) superpower and that is getting cornbread sticks out of the pan clean every time

Want to take part in Canyon Christmas but haven't quite gotten round to it yet? You have a week before sign ups close on Wednesday 21st!

the executives are functioning today 🙌

Poison into positivity, aka turning a hateful terfs books into sth creative (🧵11/?) Okay, y'all, what do we think about this? Yay or nay? As expected, a lot of detail was lost during carving the lino cut, but placement on the bg turned out exactly as I wanted <3 #ofmd #ofmdart #OFMDcraftfair