Darcie B

I’ve been saying this for a year now and it keeps being more true.

My theory is that Lamelo watched Olivia Miles film this summer

A couple of classic gags from the late great BOB EINSTEIN told to one of his biggest fans — JERRY SEINFELD — on COMEDIANS IN CARS GETTING COFFEE (2017)

ive talked on how i wont engage with writers who use ai, i wont eat at a restaurant with an ai menu, i wont have anything to do with it. but what this post illustrates is regardless of how OTHERS react, ultimately the worst part about using ai is that you are punishing YOURSELF and dont even know it

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

Is anyone interested in learning how many personal pan pizzas I earned through the Pizza Hut BOOK IT! Program in second grade?

Billionaires throw a fit at the idea of an annual wealth tax... but literally everyone else already pays one via property taxes (either directly as a homeowner or secondarily as a renter). The only reason securities aren't taxed the same is because that's where the rich keep most of their wealth.

One of our neighbors just bought a cyber truck. I think I have to move now.

I've convicted over 350 fraudsters, one every 8 days. Ron knowingly took donations from fraudsters who stole $1.6 million from the government. Who do you think is really serious about fighting fraud?

I went out of my way to find “dumb” kitchen appliances when we remodeled a couple of years ago. It was actually difficult to find higher end units that didn’t have internet connectivity. That decision looks better every day.

This is horrible, but not surprising. The people who need to hear this won’t, and even if they do they will not believe it.

If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

No doubt this has occurred to other bystanders as well, but it would seem that a handful of billionaires dropping $150 million into a single state's election in an attempt to defeat a wealth-tax initiative just about makes the entire case for a wealth-tax initiative.

I rarely buy from Amazon - it's a place of last resort. This list appears to have been populated because I bought a naked portafilter and a can of La Tourangelle Pistachio Oil (I couldn't find either locally). Amazon doesn't know much more about me, and I plan to keep it that way. Duck Duck Go FTW.

It’s inspired by the cat tour: Minneapspspsps

Cats are the secret to happiness www.dailymail.com/sciencetech/...

I haven’t heard anything about Jimothy lately. I hope he’s still doing okay. (Everyone has random thoughts like this, right?)

The choice is clear. I fight for Minnesota. Ron stands with Trump. I hold the powerful accountable. Ron makes an extra buck when you get squeezed. I'm the People's Lawyer. Ron wants to be Trump's lawyer. Vote today.

End the death penalty. End it now. There is no reason for it, never.

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

Many people have asked me, “Who’s your opponent?” Meet Republican Candidate for Attorney General, Ton Schuts. minnesotareformer.com/2026/09/29/m...

This is how I learned about this song, and I am terminally online.🤷‍♀️

I’ve been working in the anti-fraud space for 16 years, specifically in consumer protection for the past two. If you think you are immune from being fooled, think again. I’ve seen PhDs, lawyers, young and old people from all backgrounds fall victim to clever scammers. It’s a scary time.

Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate. RIP Dolly, you were an all-time great.

I wouldn't call DVDs 'low-tech' but they are durable. I bought CDs back when the technology was nascent (late 80s), and they still play fine - at least the ones that didn't get scratched. Back then, I remember people saying they would only last about 10 years.

It me

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Been seeing a lot of discourse about online gambling, and realized I don’t know what parlay means other than in Pirates of the Caribbean. I am not planning to find out. I went to Vegas once, quickly lost the $50 I allowed myself to play with at a blackjack table, and that was enough gambling for me.

*looking under the hood of the government* Well, here's your problem. Someone put a bunch of idiots in here

bad news, we all have to like macklemore now slate.com/life/2026/09...

Minnesota deserves a People’s Lawyer. I stand up to the powerful, hold corporations accountable, protect our freedoms, and fight every day for working people and our communities. These are the priorities guiding my work today—and the fight ahead. Read more → www.keithellison.org/priorities

I’ve often thought to myself “You know what would make everything better? If they rearranged the dishwasher tablets so the red ball was in the corner instead of the center.” Thank you, Finish, for hearing my prayers.

Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.

duran duran girls on film tune

Polly says “I may have made a mistake climbing up this tree without a plan on how to get down.”

I need “weird and intense” on a T-shirt because that is my daily vibe right now.

Prince playing at Dakota Jazz Club c. 2012. My husband had just been laid off, and I couldn’t justify spending $250 on a ticket. Courtney Barnett at Surly Field 2017 - my dad died. Public Enemy at Mystic Lake earlier this month - had to take a friend to the hospital.

thys nys no partye! thys nys no disco! thys nys no jestinge arounde! thys nys no taverne! nor roade-syde playhous! Ich ne have tyme for that nowe!

What horseshit. She embraced gay people at the height of the AIDS crisis, embraced trans people at the height of the war against them, supported Black communities and artists, and wrote the most pro-worker's rights feminist pop song of all time. Neutral my ass

DJT said that Dolly Parton liked him a lot. She probably said "Bless your heart" and he thought it was a compliment. RIP Dolly, you absolute legend.

not sure how to express this without sounding like a chair-turned-around youth pastor, but there's something so radical about having your most well-known lyric be "i will always love you" and then sincerely embodying it whenever possible

Great food writing at a bargain price!

The United States and Canada have been friends, partners, and allies for more than 150 years across 32 presidential administrations. And now, solely because of the arrogance, incompetence, and ego of the current occupant of the White House, that relationship is being driven straight toward a cliff.