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“SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!”

BTW, did you know that Chip Kelly apparently verbally agreed to come back to the Ducks after Helfrich was fired but backed out? I had no idea until today.

Rumors surrounding the Duck athletic department of Chip (Return of the Quack). Would need all parties (Dan, Chip, and Uncle Phil) to eat some humble pie and bring in a dynamic QB coach/passing game coordinator. Apparently though, Chip never sold his house in Eugene.

sometimes the timeline really syncs up.

So who’s calling plays now? Samples? Douglas? Elevate Cavanaugh to interim OC?

Can any of them call an offense?

🔥

Oh, this is lovely

Woke up the morning after the Blazers' season opener and their head coach has not, to my knowledge, been arrested by the FBI so we're already in better shape than last season.

Either he withdraws the lawsuit or this will be very interesting. Thanks @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social for doing what our Congress wouldn’t do. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

All Blazers fans owe the mafia a debt of gratitude

Completely forgot that Shaedon Sharpe is injured. Once back, playing with Scoot and/or Jrue off the bench will be wild. Blazers finally have some depth.

As expected, Dante Moore out again this week. #GoDucks

Damn. That’s amazing

Damn he’s so bad at this

I bet negotiations were really difficult

Rod Tidwell had 1,500 yards and 13 touchdowns in 1996 yet got his ass lowballed at $1.7M for three years. No single receiver in the NFL hit those marks last year. (I may or may not be watching Jerry Maguire right now.)

College football was blackout drunk yesterday.

Friggin’ Master Class. Wow.

Whatever O-Line was playing on that last drive, let’s stick with that. Best that group has looked since USC.

A true poster is never wrong. Just early. #GoDucks

Drive safe Duck fans

#GoDucks

Never a doubt haters

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

the cheerleader and the whale

That’s something!

Oh, that pro data center commercial makes me wanna fire bomb a data center

Start the punter at QB in the second half

Pellets would kick up if his foot hit the ground.

That’s bullshit. I thought PAC12 refs were bad, but B1G refs are like “Hold my beer.”

All freshmen WR now?

Not a fumble

I fear this game is gonna be a grind

Go to your camera roll and search “boat” and then post a pic of a boat you like

lol Zacharia didn't even make it to the SNL cold open skewering her

So does a Zacharia replace a Scaramucci as a unit of measurement?

i knew it

Zacharia padding the padding #TwoScaramucciLimit

Rapey McForehead accused of sex trafficking? Say it ain’t so. #GaetzGate www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

No matter how you think this will end, I promise you, you’re wrong… 😆

The deployment of the giant skeleton for Wemby was a great touch

Debbie Does Dallas, for Tax Purposes

Ken Paxton voted against a bill making animal abusers pay to treat the animals they hurt. Paxton went on to protect a research lab that tortured 400 puppies.

Why try to pass there?

MS NOW airs compilation of Katie Zacharia referring to herself as a lawyer (Zacharia never passed the bar exam)

God damn this is beautiful