Alison Meyer

We have one snail. Snails are hermaphrodites. Our snail has made its own babies, possibly out of boredom.

Gordon enjoying his new terrace. #PlacesGordonSleeps

Gordon, you can't come with me on the plane. #PlacesGordonSleeps

Gordon's favorite place is between two thighs. #PlacesGordonSleeps

Looking at new apartments now. It's amazing how owners will put in nice cabinets and pretty bathrooms, but not upgrade the wiring. Yes, we noticed that the bedrooms all have one solitary outlet...

I gave the snail a taste of freedom. They really enjoyed it, but I had to change clothes. #snail #caracol

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States. 🙄🙄🙄

He's not sleeping, but I want to keep the photos together. #PlacesGordonSleeps

The IKEA flag has been consumed. The snail is comatose from their delicious meal.

Carol has discovered their new favorite food - the paper flags that come with IKEA food.

Apparently, my pet snail really enjoys watching snail videos on my phone.

Another one of those what-if-it-happened-in-another-country moments: The president is suing the government for $100 million dollars for searching his home for the classified documents he stole, and the attorney who represented him on those charges is currently leading the Justice Department.

I can see my house! 🤣🤣🤣

No Tyrants Day in Valencia, Spain.

We can't say "No Kings" here in Spain, but there's going to be "No Tyrants" protests all over tomorrow!

Carol Cole is living the high life with a whole romaine lettuce base.

The black mold in my apartment is going to kill me, I swear.

Both our cat and our snail found us through the pet distribution system.

Giving serious thought to leaving the city during Fallas next year.

I think he may have gotten upset when I told him he hadn't hit Time Cube level yet.

There is something seriously wrong with this guy.

Had to share this here. It's comedy gold.

This little guy came to our house in a head of red leaf lettuce, but appears to prefer romaine.

I am so ashamed of my country right now.

"..cases of flu reached their highest levels in the United States in 25 years... 22 million reported cases, 280,000 hospitalizations, and 12,000 deaths..." (60 in kids). Kennedy's HHS reacted with nonchalance, chaos, and active sabotage. newrepublic.com/article/2059... via @lauralew105.bsky.social

Me, exhausted, with a couple of hours to go before an appointment: "It's quiet downstairs. Let me nap for a bit." *Lies down* *Hammering begins*

Measles takes your immune memories virologydownunder.com/measles-take...

The electrician is trying to rewire the circuit breakers in my apartment, and with all the sighing and cursing he's doing, I'm surprised the whole place didn't already burn down.

Daño que ha hecho el cine episodio 1: La gente se creyó que diciendo el conjuro "soy ciudadano americano" no te tocaba nadie en el mundo. Ahora se han dado cuenta que eso tampoco funciona en USA #incpeinc

Pardoned J6ers continue their crime sprees across America.

Elon is knee deep with Epstein

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

It's really quite ironic this administration is using lockdown and social isolation to control the spread of a dangerous virus. It's almost like they're learning the real lessons of 2020.

ICYMI: The US is currently holding three times as many people in immigrant detention as were detained in the Nazi concentration camp system in spring 1939 — six years into the Third Reich, and just before the start of World War II.

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

I’m sorry but I don’t think Presidents should be able to sue the federal government.

MINNESOTA — Mom goes outside to warm up her car, ICE grabs her: "Please, my car kids are all alone in the house!” So nothing has changed and Homan was just to put a new face on the cruelty, got it (H/T longtimehistory)

As ICE itself would say, "Boo hoo."

Gordon has no idea how to play with laser pointers.

A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor. ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.