Mrs. Nads on Twat

if SaaS is pronounced “sass,” then AaaS (Agent as a Service) is pronounced “ass”

chat she’s aura fartmaxxing

Knock knock beeyotch

ʰᵉʸ ᵐᵃⁿ ᵈⁱᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵘˢᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ˢᵃⁿᵈʷⁱᶜʰ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵈ

it’s a concrete beehole

THE BLOOD MOON RISES ONCE AGAIN PLEASE, LINK, HURRY

Buckets of practical gore, oodles of impractical nudity, sight gags and more make THE TOXIC AVENGER a can't Miss (Meat) movie. Full review here from Christopher La Vigna @chrislavigna.bsky.social.

Chinese restaurant called Hunan Resources

(nodding) night corn

Roupp the Poop strikes again! 😭

Dominic Smith drives in Willy Adames to give the Giants a 1-0 lead. It's the 1st time in franchise history that they have scored a run.

the crapo

Don’t even talk to me about drying mushrooms unless you do it the traditional* way *strategically placing them in tree branches like a squirrel

lol, it’s gray

Opinion: there are too many biting insects outside; they bite me and they should not

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better

Angry guy Wet guy Naked guy Ass guy I can get behind this

Two extremely important baseball lessons we learned in the past 24 hours: 1. Every team needs an ass guy 2. We replace the ghost runner in extras with a 3 man dinger swing off

Wow

Good evening to this fawn out back and this fawn only

Get in loser, we're going west to diminish

being hormonal feels like you’re trying to go for a walk and your mind keeps pantsing yourself

If a million people got you, Wilmer Flores is one of them If a hundred people got you, Wilmer Flores is one of the If one person got you, it’s Wilmer Flores If no one got you, send help for Wilmer Flores

dunning-cougar effect is when your cat thinks it’s a bigger, more wild feline than it is

i have found the spiritual successor to two girls, one cup thanks, duolingo!

The Red Sox LIVE for getting divorced. Like, DIVORCED divorced.

chopping cabbage leaves up for a slaw is my personal miracle of the loaves and fishes

BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: what the fuck did you just say

I don't think I want you to take me there.