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New video: Why are there so many movies about having sex with cars? youtu.be/auY_gkp7IYc #YouTube

What's going on in my mind every time I see Ultand... #fefw

I saw the word "transmog" for the first time in years. I didn't read it the same way as I did back then.

So uh, is this anything? 😏 #FEFW #Art

I played a little Three Houses, and Fortune's Weave feels shockingly polished in comparison. It's always nice to be able to effect of little QOL choices

Fire Emblem has taken over my LIFE It already had like 20 years ago but now it's for real

I love that Leda seems to be the only one who dislikes the Rise of the White+Maned Demon play

Cai, interacting with any adult woman: "You remind me of my mom!"

i just wanna play fire emblem why is this taking so long

my actual beliefs about game design are all hippie shit like "Just be yourself 🙂" i could never make it in the cutthroat world of video essays

I'm 30 minutes from playing Fire Emblem and then I won't be doing anything productive for the next week

Takeshi Abo has a YouTube channel where he's been posting demakes of his visual novel music and responding to nearly every comment in English? Why haven't I heard about this before? music.youtube.com/watch?v=0ES4...

I swear I don't understand why people love video game remakes of already great games so much. I look at that Ocarina of Time trailer and I'm like "why would I ever play this?"

The Whale probably has one of the highest meme-use to viewer ratios a movie has ever had. Why does everyone use screencaps as reaction images for a movie nobody outside the academy watched?

I can't believe we still have organized crime. Don't they know free market crime is better for the economy?

The "What do we consider a 'video game'?" debates of the early 2010s are so funny to me knowing that Wittgenstein literally explained family resemblances by showing that there is nothing in particular that defines a game

what if gta6 comes out and its a farming sim what then

Finally at the part of the editing process where I can look at my timeline and go "holy shit I just made a feature length YouTube video"

I just saw Urusei Yatsura in an old Magdalena Bay music video? I know UY isn't exactly obscure or anything but I'm always surprised when I see it pop up somewhere in English language media

When Netflix says "We think you'll like this!" and they somehow made a movie recommendation list condescending

Mortdog leaving TFT is really shocking. I loved watching his design videos even when I wasn't playing the game. Never seen that kind of transparency in any major game before or since. I have to wonder what the future holds for TFT

In retrospect, 2023 Barbie Summer was the 2016 Pokemon Go Summer in terms of optimistic mono pop culture for the 2020's before things started to get Really Bad

christening this account with my 2024 redraw of anthy and laura palmer. cheers #twinpeaks #revolutionarygirlutena #rgu

How did Wizardry influence YU-NO? What do Shigeru Miyamoto and Hiroyuki Kanno have in common? Is YU-NO really the peak of 90s bishōjo games. Why would a literary magazine be interested in a director and writer of eroge? This is Faust × Hiroyuki Kanno! Free to read: www.patreon.com/OgreRun/post...

It's almost embarrassing that I know the beginning of Ace Attorney so well that I knew what the lines were talking about in Japanese despite knowing almost no Japanese

Seeing the response to Disclosure Day makes me think it's gonna have an identical arc to Interstellar in the public eye

I suspect Disclosure Day was in some way a Spielbergian response/follow-up to the critical success of Everything Everywhere All At Once but I have no real reason for believing that

Disclosure Day is one of the more interesting Spielberg movies about movies because it believes there are things that The Artist does not know and can only be understood in relation to The Analyst

I think Stephen Spielberg has the worldview of an Ace Attorney protagonist

Google Rewards gives me about a dollar a week for me to tell them that I entered my gym but did not buy anything. I greatly value this relationship between us.

Apex of the World music in the Fire Emblem trailer getting me like a sleeper agent

I think I actually like the Nintendo Direct thing of just explaining what the game is in a monotone voice. Very 50's style commercial

this state of play needs more uncensored penises

one day they'll make a video game that isn't action-adventure. but alas

the lost wild gonna be the outer wilds to the lost world's outer worlds

when will rayman devs realize people want annoying white proto-minions

I'm curious if Wolverine will do significantly better than Guardians of the Galaxy or not. GotG underperfomed sales-wise despite good reviews and I feel like Marvel has lost even more interest since then

Theorist: To show how my argument extends to more recent times, I'll be referencing some late 20th century events; Me: oh cool like the 80s and 90s? Theorist: haha no i meant the 60s and 70s

Whenever I see a Class of '09 reference in the wild, I'm like "theres a decent chance they watched my video essay on it. that feels weird"

do you think dr. pepper earned their phd or is it an honorary title?

My friend's birthday party invitation says in bold "Any man you have cried to me about is not allowed to be a plus one!" and I love that for her, she's so real

I'm glad USB-C seems to be the universal standard now, but what I am supposed to do with all these charging cables I get with stuff? I got a whole pile of em!

Every time I revisit Utena I get obsessed again. Can't get that vibe anywhere else

I like that there were people out there who thought The Beginner's Guide was real. Could you imagine the drama of someone released someone else's games and got a bunch of awards for it

I'm finally done with half of my next video essay. 45 minutes. How the FUCK do people make those super long YouTube videos? Jfc

Maybe one day I should pay attention to the story in Touhou games so I can understand Bad Apple after watching it on repeat for decades not knowing any of these characters (who I may or may not have played as?)