🇨🇦Kudos to Jeff

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Timeline cleanse: Pear-shaped Bear Edition.

I will take this as proof that he is dying! 🍾

As Canada awaits the Alberta separation referendum results, let’s remember how stupid this all is. Huge public money spent on a Russian & American-fuelled separation movement for an awfully-written and badly managed unbinding referendum on whether to hold a binding referendum that would be illegal.

On the Seperatists.

Here’s a response to Trump waiving Graham Act sanctions, from Rep Don Beyer: “Congress must fix this flawed law.”

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

This is how it is in our stores out west too. Once our Canadian berries are gone, Peru will be taking all of my money this winter!

Called it!

dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry

Imagine having a kidnapped loved one and watching this grotesque shit!

Make a band MAGA The Tragically Shit

Multi-generantional #NDP voter here 👋! I am fucking furious. If you assholes call an early election today, as expected, don't insult us with b.s. justifications. Own it, cowards. Your electorate, in return, will own you. And you'll deserve it. Get fucked.

Apparently it’s 5-d chess to let Putin own the kill switch on growing enough food for your people

Lazing on the couch with the labradors, with strong tea and a pleasant view. Have a great week peeps ❤️

These people are the best of us!

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

If anyone is doubting Canadian resolve right now, we’re at the single-jalapeño level of petty. 🇨🇦 💪🏼

I'm crying www.instagram.com/reel/DdJxjJU...

I share this one every year. If you haven't before, I'd encourage you to read it. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

next anniversary trump is going to claim he did 9/11

Happy Labour Day, comrades!

This is just around the corner from me and no it wasn't me.

Attention Americans! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies

logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'

i have no doubt that both of those kids have done more in their short lives than hegseth will ever accomplish in his.

Can't put the fascist toothpaste back in the tube folks

Great news! The oystercatcher chick at Haystack Rock on the Cannon Beach is almost fully grown and foraging on their own! After 7 years of failure, some of that due to human encroach. Fly straight and true and feast well, little one.

If it's impossible for Canada to impact the US economy then you have no casus belli do you, you DUMB FUCK

Potash is probably the best example of this. It's critical to agriculture, Canada is the #1 global producer by far, almost all potash used in the US is imported from Canada, there is no other supply that can replace it, and there is 0% chance anybody in the Trump admin has any idea what it is.

The lesson the world has learned is that if the US government tells you it's raining, better get yourself checked for piss because, buddy, that's piss

THE GREAT AMERICAN BEEF HERD IS PEOPLE

Of course. It was always gonna end like this.

Ahhhh our fair canyon.

Wow, Gramps is really on one tonight eh?

THE (S)HIPS DON'T LIE

youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag?...

This is great. Love me some Stewart.

It's Susan's 1st birthday! 🎉🎉🎉

Incredible colors in this aurora which we had to pull over for heading back into Fairbanks, Alaska

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If you guys aren't watching this exceptional programming weekly, you're fuckin stupid.

Can we get a "My man" thread from @kevinmkruse.bsky.social please

STRIPPERS AND BLOW! 👊