Kyle

Kyle

@assf.art

Milwaukee some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass) assfart.69 on signal he/him

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Kyle
@assf.art

I enjoy the "power on"/"power off" sounds that this cheap bodycam makes so much that I went through the trouble of extracting them (and the other sounds I found) from the device's firmware. PLEASE WATCH

Kyle
@assf.art

Missed this but the announcers were giving Contreras shit for no reason lol

Kyle
@assf.art

Contreras went on to get three more challenges correct and zero wrong. Still can't believe the announcer was trying to say it didn't matter when the score was 2-0 in the World Fucking Series

Kyle
@assf.art

for those keeping track at home, this is 6 batters in a row who have scored RBIs

Kyle@assf.art

TO BACK x6

Kyle
@assf.art

Are they ever going to learn to stop tying to steal when Contreras is catching?

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himejoshi jones
@himejoshi.blacksky.app

even with recent switch 2 jailbreak news, this still applies. do not assume this will magically accelerate, even if any findings from this could help eventual emulator development and ROM dumping for the future

himejoshi jones@himejoshi.blacksky.app

as of the time this post, - there’s no switch 2 emulator - there are no switch 2 roms on the internet - if anybody claims they have either of these things and you download & run whatever they have, your friends are about to see your discord account under mr. beast crypto scam mind control

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Jane
@jane.meangirls.online

i'm sorry it has to be this way, Danny McBride

Matt Trueblood@matrueblood.bsky.social

My measured take, my compromise offer, is immediate jail and lifelong poverty for every fucking person who gets into bed with Kalshi and Polymarket. But especially Shane Gillis.

Kyle
@assf.art

Extremely well-written piece

Aftermath@aftermath.site

Every single hobby I love has has been infected by slopped up and unserious software. It's exhausting. aftermath.site/ai-slop-hobbie...

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Molly White
@molly.wiki

truly a wild time to be alive when the cryptography world is split between those worried about quantum computers and those whose private key is “4”

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Denny Carter
@dennycarter.bsky.social

there are too many big skeletons in yards during halloween season now. it's too much. everywhere i look another fifteen foot skeleton. we have to stop the sale of giant skeletons until we figure out what the hell is going on.

Kyle
@assf.art

It took me 30 seconds to do a better shop than this. Just lazy (before/after)

Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social

The White House response to questions about why the photos were altered and if they obscured a map of East Potomac. (In a follow-up message, Cheung said the questions were “typical incel behavior.”)

Kyle
@assf.art

same vibes

andy™@andylevy.net

sorry i just don’t think it’s “funny” when a woman loses her job

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Ilhan Omar
@ilhanmn.bsky.social

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Kyle
@assf.art

This is just flat-out false, they still show posts from paid users above everybody else's - this was all Musk. But it shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone that Gruber has an X subscription on not only his personal Twitter account but also his account for his website. 2/2

Kyle
@assf.art

The two examples he links are from the Stripe CEO and the Microsoft CEO lol