John "Arbitrary Bans" Bluesky 𓅄

60" TV from Walmart for $248 but you have to log it into your Walmart account so they can push ads at you or you can't use it.

repost if you will never vote for a democrat willing to harm trans kids puberty blockers are medicine hormones are medicine nobody is carving your kids up children know who they feel like

Have I died yet?

Why is every MAGA a pedo?

My God this is beyond horrific. It just gets worse and worse. At U Chicago a man raped an inebriated woman in a bathroom while his friends cheered the rapist on from outside while blocking her friends from going into the bathroom to stop the rapist. letsaddressillinois.substack.com/p/a-group-of...

Get your credit low enough and you'll stop getting spam offers for even the shittiest credit cards. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!

Eric Schmitt has shown us that the GOP is only good at collecting doubts beyond any reasonable fact.

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

How am I supposed to be a Discover Roach when the Discover feed is down?

Welp, a cat just brushed against my legs while I'm sitting at my desk. I got up to see who it was and what they needed - they are all asleep on my bed.

Casting director: ok this is a role for a character who's hard of hearing and very rude Actor: what the fuck did you just say to me? Casting director: perfect

#swordtember ⚔️ 21. storm #sketchbook

I blame Stellaris for transing my son. Just kidding, he decided this is how he wants to identify and I love him no matter what. But it was definitely Stellaris.

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

On this day, the day of my Lord and Savior's wedding?!

Over six months, we tracked the appearance of child sexual abuse material on X. We found images from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children's database, which is considered one of the most highly vetted and which many tech companies block on upload. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/t...

Figured I’d give this a shot

Tryin to order some pussy on Uber Eats

I have done nothing and I'm all out of motivation.

Going to start bringing up Onion articles by saying "I read in the news...."

Conservative men are constantly trying to transition to men. Conservative women are constantly trying to transition to conservative men's idea of women.

Looks like a MegaMan lineup

Twas the night before paycheck, and in my account, not a penny was stirring, my money ran out.

High elves aren't better than other elves, they're just on more drugs.

Kroger: Now on sale, granulated sugar 1 lb just $27.99, save $40 when you buy two! Cashier: Your total is $75.83, you saved $4.8 million today, will that be paper or plastic?

Walmart up doing some Republican Math now

I like to think that @alyankovic.bsky.social likes to put on a Weird Al playlist and sings along to it.

Canadian sniper team conducting recon for their next freedom op.

The Wife prefers her steak well done and her frozen pizzas medium rare.

Anxiety is actually just the ability to glimpse the nearby alternate realities.

AI will revolutionize society! The revolution: Splash Mountain but instead of water, it's cum.

My coworker: I'm sorry for <something completely out of their control> Me: I forgive you.

You start to notice them after leaving the safety of your campfire. Shadows drifting aimlessly in darkness. They circle around you like vultures then your light begins to fade. They dissolve in your ring of light but what happens when it goes out? #indiedev #gamedev #survival #goth #light #shadow

Enjoyed the State of the Confederacy address:

Reading tea leaves, but it's my wife's ejaculate instead.

This guy gets it.

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...