Metamora

Tonight is an interesting conflux of events for me, personally, so let's get the first one out of the way: eat shit Netanyahu Rays in 7

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS FLAVIO BOLSONARO

you're awake! here, eat some dirt

i've heard they're calling me an expert at releasing lists of names

why the change of heart bud? did you sit down and surrender your passport about it for a while

yeah fuck it I wanna see em pile it on now, can we do 20-0

Well this is certainly one of the more embarrassing World Series games in living memory

At this hour my takeaway from the day's events is as follows: the filing of the Anthropic IPO is the only lever left to pull to ease the most absurdly volatile counterparty risk in the history of global finance and calling what's occurring "money laundering" is underselling it to the point of comedy

if you read the Anthropic S-1 you will discover that the largest banks in America are valuing it at roughly One Trillion Dollars, which is about 1/4 the GDP of the entire state of California

This goes double for the professionally-online center-liberal commentariat whose entire purpose on social media is to measure your engagement so that they know just how much of their dignity they can get away with selling to the far-right without deterring you from subscribing to their fucking blog

to be fair, Yarvin knows a whole lot about getting couped and trying to eke out a consolation prize by whining about it to people with real power

I'm gonna hack your satellites, Elon

LULA

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

WHILE HE'S GIVING A VICTORY SPEECH????

YouTube auto-translate doing a perfect job, no notes

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

Treat yourself to some Brazilian post-rock you fuckin street rats. These guys fuckin rip kalouv.bandcamp.com/album/pluvero

brazilians unlocked explosion magic for the International Proletariat. we need to figure out if the french are going to unlock fire magic or time magic

よくやったな、じいさん おめでとう

it truly feels like the entire free world is rejoicing ngl I'm more than a little verklempt eu te amo tanto, Brasil 🇧🇷

Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who spared a thought for my country today, who amplified information about the coup d’état attempt, and worried about Brazil’s democratic future—the world’s democratic future. We won! Women won! The Amazon won! Young people won! Democracy won! Hope won!

I didn't "watch" the election. I sat my white ass down and listened

i found out when i saw three pictures in a row of bolsonaro in the hospital

generational world champion hater

Not today CIA

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

Many people are saying this! It would be crazy if Bolsonaro's friends in high places learn a little lesson about what canonically happens when you fail to do the thing. A little amuse-bouche for the audience

Holy fucking shit guys

That's right, Mao Zedong Bot

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