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Are you an acquaintance interested in taking our relationship to the next level? Asking for a friend.

Boy, this Ed O'Neill franchise took a dark turn

Middle aged rocking out APPETITE FOR DEGENERATION (MACULAR)

Middle aged rocking out BALDING HEADS

My man looks like he just entered Laverne's apartment without knocking

Twice today, cats actually looked where I was pointing instead of at my finger. I figure it's the end times.

Just helping Google Maps get out in front of this.

Dr No Seeds, No Stems

clorox bleachman

Mr Yeast Infection Head Liza Minnelli Meniscus Terri Garr Polionardo DiCaprio Hemorrhagic Bieber Sylvester Syndrome Flu from Progressive Aneurysm Hathaway Matthew McCoronary Benign the Tumor Guy Genital Herbie Hancock Burgess MenstrualCramps Rob Macular Degeneration C Thomas Bowel Obstruction

IBS Elba Mr. Low-T Adam Palsy ADD Bryant Don Rickets Axl Rosacea Bruise Willis Apnea Giant COVID Diesel Cystic Spacek Rubella Hadid Bulimic Jagger Dua Lipedema Notorious HIV Malaria Trump Jaundice Joplin Rhinitis Gosling Amyloid Adams Ryan Raynaud's Molly Ringworm Tiffany Heatrash

make a celebrity sick Miley Cirrhosis

make a celebrity sick Bubonic Cage

make a celebrity sick Weird Alopecia

make a celebrity sick Carl Under the Weathers

Favorite film in haiku: her insides rocky my seed could find no purchase give me that baby

Desperately Seeking Susan For Tax Purposes

Aw, man. I suppose we can freeze most of the six-foot party sub, but what am I supposed to do with all these commemorative blindfolds?

Being John Malkovich For Tax Purposes

The Spy Who Loved Me For Tax Purposes

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore For Tax Purposes

Better Off Dead For Tax Purposes

Who Framed Roger Rabbit For Tax Purposes? 🤔

Oh, you're a big fan of ethics, are you? Okay, name three. 🤨

@tammygolden.bsky.social

Ruin a book by adding a word:

Ruin a book by adding a word:

Ruin a book by adding a word: WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE BURIED 💀

Me, turning this week's leftover chicken into next week's chicken salad: "Renew... Renew... Renew..."

"Hip To Be Square Hammer" Huey Lewis and the News X Ghost 📰👻 #mashup

Rand Grunk Failroad

Meetwood Flac

This is being passed around as a total misrepresentation of what he said. Trump was saying - as he often does - that costs for Americans are a small price to pay for preventing Iran from getting nuclear missiles. He was saying ‘let them take out LA or SD’ as an example of what could happen then…

Just in the order that I thought of them: Goldfinger The Dirty Dozen 12 Angry Men Mary Poppins White Christmas

My man looks like the inspiration for a new Mountain Dew flavor 'Baja Ass'