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In front of a union crowd, I’d venture.

Exactly right.

I can go ramp I can go stairs I can go violet sky I can be eepy I can be creepy I can be anything that’s vile.

“Now watch me whip Now watch me nae nae”

Omg. No substance at all. How do people still fall for this?

Dr. Seuss would have a field day here.

He big boy. He knows stair AND he know ramp. He big boy.

I seek proof he can even go to the bathroom by himself anymore.

But can he go potty without using a diaper? 🙃

Like a god damn baby.

Good for you

Zero etiquette youtu.be/tyBKS-rV4eE?...

"Mr. Bunham - I would like to invite you to visit the White House. I need to go down some stairs ..."

He sounds like a kindergartner.

Unfortunately he can't shake the toilet paper from his foot while going up the stairs, maybe one day he can brag about that after some practice... what a ridiculous/lousy/gross being he is.

I have tears in my eyes sir, just please die for me

Trump cannot close an umbrella, so he could never do this.

You mean two feet off the ground. That’s crazy talk.

But he can’t stay awake during meetings 😴 💤

🙏

Wow

Oh please petty please let it happen soon!!🙏🙏

Lmao that should definitely be his new nickname

Thank you for the laugh. Outstanding!

"Don't forget about Biden!"

Stairs AND ramps?! Heroic!

😄

He's mentally ill. Please take him away

JFC. Misguided souls.

duck walk with duck lips

Don't worry I'm sure they'll try soon enough

Someone give him a cookie. Donny can climb the stairs and a ramp!

He's soooo charismatic 🤪

lol🤣🤣

the jumping off point.

🤣😂🤣😂😱

And the hits just keep on coming

Nope

do the Biden hits still work?

They'd clap for him going in his diaper.

Pretty low bar to brag about.

Well, Trump is brilliant... He can use stairs (and hopefully, banisters) without hurting himself.

Just get out of our lives!!! Trump!!! Enough of your lies!!! Enough

Such a big, strong boy! Good job buddy. Now let’s get you all ready for naptime!

"I can go bankrupt."

OMG - LOCK HIM UP ALREADY!!!

This is like a bizaro world version of 'I can jump puddles'

How demented is a person when s/he tries to score points off of the age of another? 🤔

Truly the pinnacle of athleticism.

I can go standing up. I can go sitting down. I can go liquid, or solid. I can even go on the golf course...

I also obsess about ramps and stairs, but I have a severe Neuromuscular disability and occasional confusion problems.

He can go catering truck.

I can go flat on my face!

Fuck every person who has forced this on us.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4uM...

Ass is not worth listening to.

The video of him struggling to walk down a ramp at West Point says otherwise…

Damn you'd think Greg Abbot would be more upset with him considering.

OR‽ oooooOOOOOooooo…

He is suffering from BDS - Biden Derangement Syndrome!!

I can go number one in the potty, I can go number two in the potty.

Tell you have fallen before without saying you fell.

He’s such a fucking moron

Can he go by catapult? I vote catapult.

Remember his last foray on a ramp?

“You can! You’re doing so well!” “We’re going to get going”

What an athlete! However, Two-step verification may be required!

Buggers for punishment

blathering fool. by the end of this he will be incoherent

Agree. My mute button getting well worn.

That’s because Republican voters have the IQ of a goldfish and Trump has the IQ of a slightly bigger goldfish

The man lives in his head allllll day long.

He’s disintegrating before our very eyes. Little surprise that MAGA is walking away but I’m appalled that the GOP pretends that this is normal and appropriate.

He renamed AI AND he can walk on stairs??? The list of accomplishments just goes on and on...

Now open an umbrella

Such a big boy!

Projecting again

"I drop particles. My brain good."

🎤🎵Here a ramp, there a ramp, everywhere a stair stair 🫠🙄

I see he's still tackling the important issues of the day.

DJT: “I can go ramp. I can go stairs” Now his language style seems to be the exaggerated #knuckledragger style of the comedian who plays DJT on SNL 😳🫤 The nightmare of 620 days since 1/20/25 & 2,095 days since 1/6/21 (as of 10/2/26 ), when congress and the rule of law failed the USA.

Reminds me of Judd Hirsch in Independence Day ... "We could go up, we could go down, we could go side-to-side ..."

"In the days of fire and fury"

A jackass

Everything is fine when the POTUS is bragging/lying about being able to walk better than his octogenarian rival President. What in the actual fk is wrong with this country. $$$$$$

trump must be impeached convicted and removed from office. His presence in office is no longer tolerable. Every GOP Congress member who is blocking trumps removal ( via the 25th Amendment or impeachment and conviction) must also be removed from office and punished along with trump.

Long as he goes. I don’t care how.

Three words: Lewy Body Dementia.

🫠

Every flight of stairs is yet another opportunity. Falling is an exit strategy for people his age.

So, to summarise tonight. Trump rocked up without any preparation, lied a lot, repeated the same anecdotes that are stuck in his brain, and bragged he has "ramp and stairs" skills.

Can he go dirt instead?

Arsehole.

🤡

"senior old" as opposed to "young old" or "seniorita old"?

He's Bragging About His Bionic Legs. He has a motor assist powered frame so he can walk. He had a major stroke affecting his right side. Look at the unbalanced droop on the right side of his mouth.

Who does he think buys this? I've seen him barely able to walk a straight line. And didn't he need help sitting down a couple of days ago? He's delulu. 😄

🤭🤭🤭such a big boy !!

Got dozens more... Likely the worst person to have ever existed. But watching this clip - his schtick absolutely falling flat, & with a group of Texans. Yeah, his ship of hate & racism has sailed. Nobody likes him anymore. He has completely screwed his maga base, & they're unhappy.

He is STILL talking about Joe Biden? Seriously?

The crowd is applauding comments about stairs???

😳😣 insanity! So much fodder! & Thank you so much Aaron! But what happened to your much needed break??!

Donald Trump is dementia psychotic insane. Everyone Knows it. The World Nations Know it. Trump needs a Dementia Caregiver, and no one Cares. Trump's father, Fred Trump Sr., died from pneumonia complicated by Alzheimer's disease, a form of dementia. He passed away on June 25, 1999, at the age of 93

Brick Tamland: "I love lamp"