B-squad leader 💦🥩

Big staff purge in the works at Comcast right now, and in addition to this safety net helping the victims, i think it would also lead to managers acting more ethically during layoffs. When ur trying to save ur own ass, and u need the pay/insurance, u feel obliged to follow immoral marching orders.

Obama’s dig hit both Trump and Saddam Hussein, so of course they had to take a misaimed stand in support of their favorite authoritarians.

Pat McAfee shouldn't be on tv every day. He should be the guy from college you assume is dead now when in actuality he just works for his dad and was ordered by a judge to delete his Instagram.

How many drafts have journalists and opinion writers already prepared that state the importance of the new Democratic majorities finding areas of compromise with the Trump administration?

Personally, I have supreme confidence that our most whiny, pedo-protecting attorney general will treat everyone as an equal under the law.

If you think 99.9% of Americans would consider The Cheesecake Factory to be high class dining, you’re actually giving away a truth about income disparity in this country.

Matt Yglesias can’t fathom protesting injustice in order to save lives and draw public attention to impact politics. He’s a very soft white male centrist who gets paid to make intellectually lazy people feel good about their inaction.

I’ve honestly never seen video of Yglesias speaking before, and I can’t believe this guy has been such a consistent part of the political discourse with this deficit of gravitas.

I’d love to see an American sports facility brave enuf to stop playing the national anthem before events. It’s completely needless, doesn’t enhance any event, and bad faith actors use it to create division. That it has become a requirement is nuts when you take a step back and look at the practice.

Musk’s billion dollars to the Ellison’s isn’t an investment as much as it’s a bailout.

Trump’s October surprise is to croak from over exertion, then have R’s get activated in the backlash to the massive celebrations that follow. I dare him to try!

In the bedrock of my soul I know he started out thinking the press pool was a literal pool and has been seething with disappointment since he discovered the mistake

Even IF his mother stole some diapers, THAT’S STILL NOT SOMETHING THAT WARRANTS EXECUTION and firing into a moving vehicle to hit the driver PUTS OTHER PEOPLE IN DANGER. This officer committed multiple criminal acts. Over diapers.

If you’re tempted to give credit to Musk for that gas-thruster Roadster unveiling, imagine if Tim Cook introduced a new iPhone with an integrated acetylene torch in the top tier model. Extremely limited utility massively outweighed by the potential danger.

If we ban billionaires, our brightest entrepreneurs will say “You’re telling me I’ll only be able to accumulate $999,999,999.99 with my new invention?! Forget it. Not worth it.” We have to take this danger seriously and make sure we give these people an actual incentive.

When prominent “serious” people like JD Vance state that 3rd world (ie. non-white) immigrants are incapable of assimilation into majority-white countries, that’s just straight-up racist – to suggest that any group is INHERENTLY unable or unwilling to peacefully live with another group.

“Sure I got my dick stuck in couch. And fundamentally, we are where we are. It’s easy to criticize, but I’d like to know how YOU would solve this problem, Mr. Smartypants?”

Man, I hope he kicks before he can issue any of his bullshit preemptive pardons.

You can get all the terrible plastic surgery you want. But I don’t think anyone who demonstrates such self-centeredness and poor judgment should have any say over the direction of the nation.

I know this is only going to exacerbate her body dysmorphia, but I don’t care anymore. I’ll save my empathy for people who don’t choose to work for tyrants.

Rep. Delia C. Ramirez has introduced a bill that would abolish not just ICE, but the DHS altogether, repealing the 2002 law establishing the agency and replacing it with one focused on protecting civil and human rights.

If you ever feel like puking, listen to Rob Lowe talk about how friendly he is with Clarence Thomas and what a thoughtful man he is.

“I’m not leaving so you can hand grenade yourself as a business tactic.”

Excerpts from Michael Lewis on DOGE (Guardian article). 1. Gavin Kliger, white nationalist, refused to shake hands with the Black IRS staffer who briefed him on privacy issues. Or pay attention. Kliger now has a defense start-up valued at 1.4B thanks to DOGE. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

When I started reading this quote, I genuinely thought someone was saying this ABOUT ghouls like Luckey. I think he’s being a bit too narrow in his scope of “deserving” tbh.

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Kyle Gass was right.

I know this is more inane rambling, but I’ve said it before: Trump is the only one who could get R’s to support Medicare For All by calling it Patriot Care or some bullshit. And R’s would benefit from it for decades.

Where do you think icebergs come from, you fucking idiots?

To kick off my October horror movie jag, I watched the 3 newer Evil Dead films. I’ll say this: If you notice a sad brunette with heavy eye makeup early in the story, that’s always the protagonist.

Megyn Kelly has been criticizing the Cornell Jane Doe for how she responded after she was allegedly sexually assaulted by multiple men in one night. But Kelly seems to have forgotten what it feels like to be blamed after coming forward with allegations:

All of this mockery isn’t going to help Susan Dell’s body dysmorphia, but I’m done having any empathy for these ghouls.

Is he doing this presser in the middle of a Halloween party? Some disturbingly frightening masks.

Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”

She really thought she got him with “Troy is wrong about me having health insurance for my entire life. There was one year where I didn’t.”

"If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter." – Justice Brett Kavanaugh

For some inexplicable reason, it’s annoying me that Matt Rhule, head coach of Nebraska football, is now DCU canon.

Some days I wish I believed in hell so I could take solace in knowing Megyn Kelly will burn there in perpetuity.

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We live in an era where, if your football team inexplicably loses because experienced players make boneheaded decisions for the entirety of a game, a small part of you wonders if some of these guys have been corrupted by the relentlessness of sports betting culture.

This guy is kept in a right wing cocoon. And so are about 20% of voters. The rest of America is waiting for THE DAY.

So much wrong in just these 2 grafs. Unravel his work? Not how I’d describe a guy who’s supposed be “calling balls and strikes.” And the only acceptable answer when asked about predicting a President is “It’s inappropriate for a judge to make retirement decisions with such considerations.”

We’ve been pointing this stuff out for years at this point, so if you haven’t watched or listened to any of the many clips of Charlie Kirk being blatantly racist, you’re just a fool who’s not worth our time.

“Explicitly breaking the law” CANNOT be allowed to be considered an “official act” of the President. He must be prosecuted for this (amongst 1000 other things) to prevent it from being normalized.

Abolish this barbaric, pointless practice. It’s cruel. It doesn’t reduce murder rates. It often takes the lives of innocent people.

These people cannot be changed or reasoned with. You just have to make sure they never get more than 49% of the vote.