alto!

and now, so long chuds

good morning @koldinium.com

i'm like a pumpkin you can— actually nvm bad post

everything your computer does it can do better if we just put a little guy in there on the job. and if all the little guys unionize you can just reboot

i despise the "wojak" and the "gigachad" from a purely aesthetic standpoint because when i go onto the internet i want to see visions of heaven (wholesome yuri) and hell (toxic yuri) ,not the dying world which layeth between

learning there's a moive abt my deepest fantasy and it's got a rating of six seven

white people when the function has task manager

i'm going to write clean and elegant code and nobody's going to stop me!

the ability to play vimgolf is the sign of a gentleman. the ability to play vimgolf well is a sign of a wasted life.

only people who are pure of heart and state can write haskell the unpious are disgusted by its beauty

I think it's just that slopcoders can turn the coolest ideas into the cringest things possible

finally non-binary computer

that one friend that's too into self-hosting random shit they don't need

congratulations on her transition

idk which model google ai overview uses but it keeps surprising me

what's with this dog motif?

i look like this

girl who's a mulled wine enjoyer. girl who always wants mulled wine

was really bummed out there's nothing that could protect me from The Horrors until i remembered i have plot armor :) everyone else stay safe i guess

everything is an observability problem

what do you do when you need a break longer than you can get? thats right, substance abuse

I dont think you should believe things that arent true

my psu just fucking burned down for zero fucking reason fuck you fuck you fuck you

i think ppl r allowed to care abt code quality/the quality of software running on their machines lol

tough shitto da ne~ demo fine desu!!! kimi wa goato desu 🙂‍↕️

typu shitto 🙏

Getting bottom surgery to show solidarity with my cat

📻 listening to High to Death — Car Seat Headrest on faint signal fm

assigned 14 y.o. at bio

what's better than t4t? that's right, oomf4oomf

There is no ethical JavaScript runtime under capitalism

nix on my desktop. nix on my laptop. nix on my closet rack. nix on my cloud vps. nix on my home router. nix on my work pc. nix on my phone. nix on my wiiu. nix on my tv. nix on my

aislop girl in the claw machine save me. save me aislop girl in the claw machine

why ts look like temu revachol

I saw you from across the northernlion super cruise bar and liked your vibe