Lani

whats your favorite emoticon mine has to be this one: :(){ :|:& };:

I tried to respectfully tell JoeSparks that I was not a fan of his new generative content that he made of an old classic of his, and that I preferred when his content was hand crafted and didn't mind the wait. Instead of taking the feedback, he decided to retort calling me a low-iq bigot.

told my family i wanted five guys for my birthday. apparently that's also a restaurant.

coincidentally this is also the title of my memoir

my partner is so cool and perfect

cant believe this easter egg still works bsky.app?kawaii=true

I stumbled upon this somewhere and it's a very good point.. People are going to hate me either way.. OTOH I don't really do too much because: 1) Not a lot of people seem to care 2) I actually don't want a lot of a certain kind of attention and I feel ambivalent about it.

we never found out what a hollerback girl was

can't believe christmas is only one shower away

too many things going on this week, and it's only monday

for those at home freaking out about bluesky, you really do not have rely on Bluesky, the company if you dont want to. tap into migrating to a third party PDS and using a third party client

lining up the patterns in dress maker like it's a btd6 map

call me Canadian the way I always talk about Tummy Hortens.

i thirst for the chicken balls

ive been talking about getting a cat for 3 years now. i still don't know why i haven't yet.

18 years old you say?

"So, any fun plans for Halloween?" Me:

if “we’re all cam girls in a surveillance state” ya’ll better be acting in solidarity with actual fucking cam girls 😒

If you see this post a beach photo from your phone Looking on to the sunset over Burlington Ontario

gm

I’m fine with furry pilots but can we get a list of all the other fetishes and interests they have? I’d like to data mine it. Find the rare ones and start asking the pilots about them like shiny hunting.

how much fuck would a fucked cuck cuck if a fucked cuck could cuck fuck

i should have called in dead today

#TransRights #ZeroWing

trannies be yappin.

clocking into work and trying to casually bring up how my coworkers should sign their union cards this week before we do a strike vote

eat pizza. tummy hort. wth. not fair.

You really gotta admire the dumb evil of bsky’s official policy being “no dogpiling unless it’s a trans person and you’re saying everyone they love should be systematically killed in camp”

i love how often supportive positive replies from my friends get “hidden below the fold” (btw, you are using that term very wrong), it really gives me tons of confidence in your abilities to develop a comprehensive social score! now, where was that scifi about the hubris of social scores…

so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right.

waking up to an anxiety attack this morning wondering why i feel this way until i remembered oh yea this

why am i awake so early on my day off? oh right, the dairy i ate before bed… frick

website with rent control

why notepad have a subscription feature??