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Is it too early in the season to just give up on my fantasy hockey team? I’m not so sure.

Yes, executive dysfunction IS a symptom of depression, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that there’s a correlation between my inability to get my meds refilled and my difficulty summarizing these 87 pages of medical records!

“How did you get into tabletop role-playing games?” My hometown was not yet most exciting, and my best friend and I were literally looking for something to “get into.” Our tiny local bookstore had a couple of gaming books; the clerk suggested I order the Red Box. The rest is 37 years of history.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

32 years after its original release, I was able to see In the Mouth of Madness in a theater. This is my all-time favorite horror film, and when I saw it on the list of Regal’s 31 Screams on Screen I knew I had to be there. A big thanks to @s0n0fz3us.bsky.social for coming with.

What the fuck, man, I had like 256 plums in that icebox. Are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?

At a Walmart in Florida, and in the toy section they had the most incredibly realistic plush loaf of French bread. So realistic that I just had to pick it up and squeeze it. It was an actual loaf of French bread that someone abandoned among the plushies.

Proposal: if you insist on having a phone conversation in a public area (like the lobby in this service center), you should be forced to use speakerphone and allow everyone else to participate.

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

So exciting to eat dinner at a place where the TVs are airing Newsmax. If I want to watch Trumpaganda I can just crawl into a warm bath with a sharp razor and a plugged in toaster.

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Nine years ago today we adopted Ludo, one of the greatest dogs of all time. Last year in June we adopted Athena. Today, meet Juno!

If you see this, post your mentor.

There are essentially endless reasons to hate Trump that are more important than the American 250 disaster. But I was born during the American Bicentennial celebration. It would have been really cool to be able to experience something amazing for 250. But like everything, he turned it to shit.

Two of my birthday gifts: the Bourbon is from my wife, and my kids got me the stopper from the Tower of London.

Hot take: one of our society’s greatest culinary crimes is the decision that caramel may no longer exist unaccompanied by salt.

I’ve gotten pretty bad about reading, and I’m really slow to finish books these days. That said, I just finished Black River Orchard by @chuckwendig.bsky.social, the second of his books that I have read (the first was Wanderers), and I will be picking up more of his books soon. Great read.

Literally, yes. The whole reason Predator works is that it takes a team of crack badass commandos from an 80s action movie, has them act out an 80s action movie for the 30 minutes, and then the Predator shows up and all of a sudden it's a slasher movie, but the commandos DON'T KNOW THAT.

Legends, Raleigh NC. A coworker was in a drag show - and was fucking FIERCE.

What TV series still entertains you, no matter how many times you’ve watched?

Gaming friends: Does anyone have a good program for making campaign maps? My daughter is planning a campaign and is not good at mapping. We are an anti-AI family, so none of that.

Currently playing through Metroid: Dread for the third time.

I normally hate the way YouTube just randomly sticks ads in the middle of whatever I’m watching. But sometimes you get some gyms. Watching a video about an old VHS tape about the rapture, and I get “When Paul says ‘Bro, the level just started and we are already getting overrun’”

Quote with a fictional band that’s not Spinal Tap youtu.be/p4jYTkOf7LA?...

Giraffes, not whales

TTRPGs for Trans Rights. 511 digital RPG files for $5 (minimum, you can choose to pay more, as it goes to trans-supporting organizations). Will I play all of these? Of course not. Will I play any? Who knows? But I’ve got em, and I’m glad to see my money go towards supporting trans rights.

VIKTOR ORBÀN CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE.

I feel like people are not getting that this is the BriTANicK movie. It was written and directed by Nick and Brian! It is exactly what you would expect a BriTANicK film to be! "What's BriTANicK" asks some of you and I'm sorry but a question like that will get you an ass beating

Never did get her name.

i know it’s replacing small screen with big screen but one of the things I enjoy about going to see movies is it forces me to turn off my phone for 2-3 hours and be okay with it

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Wife just told me this one: What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam? Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

Seven minutes into today’s Behind the Bastards and they have said the name “Greg” so many times that my brain has ceased to recognize it as a real name or word of any kind.

Why yes, I did just sing happy birthday to a dog.

No new pictures, where are you at mentally