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2025? I've never been this far into the future.

Oh. Cuffing season is NOTHING like I thought it would be.

Diet Tip; don't eat anything on an empty stomach.

How 'bout that geographically co-located professional athletic franchise, huh?

First time I saw sex, it was on a nature documentary. So our sex feels like a version of big bugs doin' it.

Please check under your chair for my emotional support asp.

Wow, somebody saved Christmas again.

A year in the making! My Year in Review titled "2024, The Year In Wore Out". www.lakewoodlyre.com/news/2024-th...

Grease-on Seatings.

Jesus. One time I didn't pronounce the "T" in Christmas. Now Holiday Judas isn't going to betray me.

The world was supposed to end 12 years ago today. Maybe it did?

All of my taxes live in excess.

Okay, then what IS the correct response for hearing the word 'titular'.

When Trump is inaugurated do we have to stop saying "Happy Honda Days" or "Toyotathon is on!"?

Can I be fashion-conscious and NOT gay?

My police detective girlfriend is no fun during sex. Once I get tired she yells "Zoom!" "Enhance!" "Zoom!" "Enhance!..."

I cut my fudge into smaller pieces so I can have twice as many.

If you fail to plan you plan to fail. www.context.news/climate-risk...

Goldurned illegal immygrints, takin' jobs away from English starlings... www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-t...

Omigod. Deep dive into "More Feeds". NOTHING on Comedy/Humor. Now when we need it so badly. Anybody? Anybody?

Sure, leave your receipt in the ATM. Doesn't tell me you're rich. Tells me you don't know to invest. And that your paperwork is somebody's else's opportunity.

When conservatives say America is not a democracy, agree with them. Then ask them to look up the definition of 'plutocracy'.

Were robots invented to look at their hands?

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say to get slapped in the mouth right away...

The one good thing about our crumbling infrastructure is it makes the trolley problem irrelevant. You want me to pull the lever and choose who dies? Buddy, the trolley is experiencing delays, I've got time to untie everybody.

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

The amazing thing about bluesky is how many of the users work for Publishers Clearinghouse.

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Love when TV edits in dark filters. That means it's time to take a nap!

That's right kids. It's legal to attack America for fun and profit! www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Republicans want to tell you what books you can read, what bathroom you can use, what words you can say, what history you can learn, what you can or can’t do with your own body and what gender you are… but tell me more about how the Dems are “coming for your freedoms”. Idiots.

#PartyOfSmallGovernmentYall wapo.st/40VkjVr

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.