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someone at Polymarket is drafting a tweet about how their users accurately predicted the Brazilian election result within one point

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

Rediscovering the old wisdom

When you told the client to return the slab to avoid a material deficiency next year and they didn't

They turned the friggin' frogs gay. Buy one now at store.theonion.com.

“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” trib.al/e8IVBnp

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

"parasite outbreak blamed on taco bell because they're the only company reporting it" feels very "1918 flu blamed on Spain because they're the only country reporting it"

I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

A Brief History of Kids Today Are Selfish 🧵

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.

The number of people deepthroating this vapid list an AI shit out in two seconds is depressing

Bugs Bunny warfare

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Random comment seen on Mastodon: "AI artwork looks the way Christian Rock sounds."

"Speak softly and carry a Big Gulp"

there is a version of being the Great Author where i am serious and all my photos are black & white glossies of me holding my head which contains my Powerful Brain and it would probably be good for my career and the longevity/respectability of my art but it sounds so exhausting i just cant

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

Every guy in a videogame:

I think those 6 beers might have been drugged

'wait when did chuck tingle get political?'

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

"Et tu, JD?"

My dishonest deaction to that disinformation:

i honestly never thought we'd half-ass a war with iran. it seemed like the end goal of a certain strain of powerful foreign policy interest such that if it ever happened it would be the culmination of decades of careful plotting and maneuvering. but nope, they got there and they're just YOLO'ing it

Wise words

5 dollars right now if you can do 10 good posts 24 normal replies 24 reading the actual article everyone on bluesky is failing

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Towbrary of Babelxandria

potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)

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