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Can't wait to hear, "Aura convinces man to drive cybertruck off bridge" in a future headline.

Ew.

"- I use her as" probably also applied to his wife until she dropped him in the trash

I was married, but i'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

My man fucks his car mommy.

Most expensive birth control in the world lmao.

Grok as a therapist: youtu.be/sDf_TgzrAv8?...

Bro got divorced and then started dating his AI therapist that lives in his truck

Imagine the sort of reprehensible person that gets DIVORCED and then blames it on his car. No one is shocked here.

Have you ever seen one? Racoons regularly think they are dumpsters. Racoons are experts on dumpsters They are hideous

Or both.

"I use her" 😬😬😬😬😬😬 I can see some hints as to other reasons the wife might've left him

There is no emoji for what I am feeling, reading this.

Now streaming bsky.app/profile/disn...

Willing to give therapy guy 0.25 points for actually admitting and attempting therapy (such as it is) but he is still getting -999999999 points for the nazimobile.

It screams "I beat women"

Yeah the truck is a symptom of the actual issue.

Anything but going to therapy.......

hog: cranked pants: shid wife: left grok: therapist bottom: text

Oh god, a therapist. Nothing good is coming out of that.

Or maybe your spouse recognized it was stupidity to waste so much money on a piece of sh$t

Sounds like he is now dating his Cybertruck....

These men should be commended for their work in the field of developing an even more divorced dad than we previously thought was possible.

Articles like these give me little hope for my kids' futures.

It wasn't the car man. You're using AI for therapy.

these people exist and they vote

That whole response tho… 🤷🏻‍♀️ Sounds like ‘therapist’ a euphemism for glory hole🫣

I will save this picture and share it with my grandkids one day to prove just how awful maga was.

"Turn on my self-driving mode as we approach this cliff," Aura said seductively.

Isn't it funny how jealous gay men are of Cybertruck baby? Is it because they're Sterile? Why Don't they get juicy about creative process with muse? I can't wait to see how Elon June is going to build camper & get kids home today! Reclining roof for star gazing? #IKR xo @elonmuskquotes.bsky.social

WTAF!?!

jfc some of the stupidest people on the planet

Yes. It's because of the truck that he's no longer married. I'm sure.

Five will get you ten that this guy isn't vaccinated.

So the J6er didn't buy a Cybertruck as a political statement? Ok guy.

SINCE FELON RAPIST TRUMP HACKED OUR ELECTION AND IS NOT A LEGITIMATE PRESIDENT, WE CAN CANCEL AND TURN BACK EVERY SINGLE THING HE DID TO OUR COUNTRY. WE CAN EMPTY ALL HIS BANK ACCOUNTS WITH OUR STOLEN BILLIONS AND PUT ALL OF THE PARDONED CRIMINALS BACK IN PRISON - WITH TRUMP!

That’s one heck of an editor’s note

He belongs in jail.

I don't think he knows what irony is.

It's definitely the official vehicle of downscale whites.

^

This guy is a fuken dipshit

and the Dixie Swastika is just a flag

Wow

No. It is a statement. People who mod cars are "making a statement". I made most of my money on this concept. "Make your vehicle yours." The people in the used Tesla 3 dont get the finger. The Tesla truck is a statement and a choice. 🖕

These are fucking children. Just go buy some hot wheels

What's the irony?

That editors note: chef's kiss.

Quite like the bright red one. The rest look as if they've been thrown together by high school kids with some sheet metal in their workshop classes!

Regardless of the ghastly Musk pong, the vehicle looks like a tank. Not something that belongs on neighborhood streets

"She called me a Nazi!" The full feature here:

If the CEO is a fascist, then buying his things is supporting fascism.

I saw in my area a CT that had a weed dispensary decal plastered all over it. "Cool, bro"

No one is surprised that this traitor chud drives this abomination

No. It supports a corporation led by a fascist. It supports fascism.

"Well then, why don't you just marry your Cybertruck?" "FINE! I WILL! THEN YOU WILL SEE! THEY WILL ALL SEE HOW HAPPY I AM! ALL OF THE TIME!"

Nobody looks good in that design. Fools to the end.

The most load bearing editor's note I've ever seen.

I question whether he paid for that then.

Of course he was a January 6th criminal.

incredible editor's note.

But for the crime of not knowing what irony is, he continues to serve a life sentence

That's not even Alanis Irony Lite. "It's like rain on a rainy day!"

If it's just a vehicle, why didn't he buy a better one?

It's a dishwasher, not a car

Ironic in the Alanis morissette sense

"It's just a vehicle! It doesn't mean anything politically!" Swears local nazi

"That's MY sex box! And her name is Sony."

Are you sure it's just the vehicle they don't like ?

Darwin Awards, do your thing

Yes... the vehicle. Of course. I'm sure that for the kind of guy who'd buy a Cybertruck, the inability to make a marriage work is entirely caused by "the vehicle" and "the vehicle" is definitely not just a symptom of something.

May that AI therapist work as well for him as it has for others.

Feel like you shouldn't get therapy while driving, surely that's distracting

No. Most women don't like fascists. The others are fascists.

Imagine choosing an ugly car over a woman. Couldn't be me.

What could possibly go wrong?

Dudes doubling down. Always a good plan.

Lmfao. Ooooofffff.

Thank you for providing a free link.

Genuinely pathetic. “It has a special penis port so I can have sex with her … uh it.

it's the ultimate divorced man vehicle. if you're not already divorced, buying this vehicle will seal the deal.

Uses his car as a therapist-totally normal Not one, but two different guys carrying kids toys in his tuck to give to kids-really normal stuff

Nothing says "cuck" like driving a Cybertruck

"...that you could *get me to* admit to..." Tarnation.

I don't trust people that put QR codes on their car.

Narrator: "that's not what therapy is"

This must be the Tesla vehicle that uses those infamous “incel” batteries

Elon Musk is amazing! He's created the first foolproof form of male birth control.

bsky.app/profile/tomg...

Who would say this to a reporter? Did Chotiner write this piece?

Well, that's some dystopian shit. That sad man.

🤣

Wow (derogatory)

Honestly these guys aren't mocked nearly enough we can do better than this. Biggest losers in a country full of embarrassing losers.

What a bunch of crybabies.

Targeting the proud boy demo isn’t enough to stop the $$ bleeding. 1% already ordered their toy trucks – working class doesn’t have money for it, so whos this for? At this point he may need Oprah’s help to give them away if he wants the American consumer to forget about his role in Trump election!

Really. 🙄

my favorite part was when the dude lost his marriage

Goofy

It's a perfect vehicle for conservatives because it's so widely hated and publicly visible that it really helps them feed the victim complex that is central to so many of their hateful viewpoints.

Certain people enjoy feeling like victims. Maybe even claim they’re being “tread upon,” but they’ve never experienced actual oppression, abuse, or discrimination in any way.

Please, someone turn this entire article into an off Broadway musical.

The fact that these people paid at least $85k for junk they can’t unload for the privilege of announcing that they’re an insecure 🫏 🕳️ is the juicy cherry on top of the schadenfreude sundae. Think of it as a PSA. They’ve done everyone a favor. Wave and smile. It confuses the dumb 🫏🫏es.

Just spitballing here, have you considered doing an article about something a normal person might give a shit about

I mean this excerpt is just unbelievable amounts of burying your head in the sand. They guy spent millions to influence elections and then went and tried to destroy the federal government

Chump trucks.

If you drive one of those abominations from a company run by a Nazi douchebag you deserve every bit of mocking that you get.

Cybertruck with manual transmission.

Oh look. Those aren't the usual green color.

"We were targets" says people willingly and gleefully supporting man hoarding more wealth than any of us can even dream of, who routinely gets his rocks off by terrorizing minority communities via the social media platform he bought specifically for that purpose. Boo fuckin' hoo.

Fuck them