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The discarded Starbucks cups jammed under the passenger seat of his '05 Civic tell the story of a much happier time.

This feels really personal.

I know an autobiographical joke when I see one.

Why do you hurt me like this? 😢

Sheesh. Sharp shooting at me this morning over there at Onion HQ.

Made even more hilarious when spotted over a decade later 😂

@bencollins.bsky.social It astounds me that a "liberal" publication like @theonion.com lacks diversity and represenation no one complains. It's easier to save that ire for conservatives. Whiteness, across the board, has become satirical. But, then again, every entity knows their target market.

This one could have spent more time in the oven

Except his boxers. Unblemished from such rigors.