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"... But there was no blood in ring cam. The Mossy Quito had struck out."

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They also have a show where ppl can watch packages being stolen. It’s called “Not Again!” 😁

Those angry neighbors would pay... I'd say safely $120 a month to get access to their neighborhood streets. If you was personal doorbell cameras I'm betting they'd pay their entire shrinking social security check. That part that doesn't automatically go to the NRA and GOP.

Some Lady Walking Her Dog started off strong but the second season just went downhill

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@bestofnextdoor.bsky.social lol

Halloween will be awesome programming. Also nudist communities get free doorbells.

I'll bet the "real crime" programming on the Ring Network will be very exciting.

This would be a legitimate hit in Norway. #SlowTV

That sounds like a total fever dream. Imagine paying a subscription fee just to watch a Honda Civic loop in a driveway.

It'd be huge. In fact, I bet you'll be reminding us of this post inside of 10 years. The world would be comic if it wasn't so tragic.

"Lady With Sunhat Carrying Bags Walks Away From Camera" has been playing on repeat at my house ever since my wife went to Marshall's last week.

Who else remembers that Garry Shandling bit?

Way to make Nextdoor obsolete!

“Look, it’s a cat.”

My favorite stream is when FedEx, UPS and Amazon end up at the door at the exact same time. It's like weird worlds colliding. They just stood there briefly staring at each other, while the DoorDash guy said "there's no f'ing way I'm getting out of the car until they all leave."

Yeah! Why should cops get to have all the fun with the flock cameras?

Sorry, I'm still waiting for FlockLive with channels like "Community Fitness Center Yoga Room" and "The woman you met two weeks ago and want to stalk".

Sounds better than the average streaming service. One viewing of The Kissing Booth on Netflix is enough to kill someone. I'm am expert, I watched all 3.

When I saw ring plus, I thought that was what this was

FLOCK merger!

Please don't give them ideas...