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Idiot!

@hole43po.bsky.social

Is his name George?

Some people's kids 🙄

Little rascal!

George Washington’s?

hell yeah buddy, get that tree

That's some junk I would've done as a kid

Good for him. Fresh air and exercise

It owes him two chocolate bars. 😁

Is the nephew a Republican? If so, this boy needs help. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The world is so crazy this is what we get from #theOnion ..

Hell yeah 😎

This is just a picture of young @michaelhobbes.bsky.social or his brother having a go at their family's blueberry bush

THANK YOU FOR THE LOL...🤣

HELL yeah

And heaven forfend if you tell the little shit to cut that out, because then you're the bad guy for hurting his feelings.

Hell yeah brother. Get at it

Little Blinkin takes after his pop.

It's the best way to learn Morse code.

They're never too young for you to teach them to hit things WITH THEIR OWN KIND.

Obviously! He doesn't have a crafting table yet.

Probably Whacking Day

Dudelets rock

Hell yeah bro

I know the feeling.

FINALLY some good news

That tree knows what it did.

Only after telling him to go outside after (continually at many fam homes ) yanking out bathroom towel bars.

That's what I was told. Not everyone has shootin' truck in their front yard.

I have no idea. He was a few years behind me. It was going to be an epic battle between his extreme booksmarts and his extreme partying as to what happened.

Jeffrey Dahmer used to do this too

Well, stop him! That hurts the tree.

Scary if true.

That’s a Bam Bam Boy! Neighbor boys did this all the time just out of the blue.

Reminds me of that time “guests recoil in horror as birthday boy blindly attacks piñata.”

Pretty soon he'll find another stick to wack.

I get it. I really do.

How else are you going to test your stick to see if it's worthy? One time I had the perfect stick that broke in just the right way to make a "knife". For one glorious day I was unstoppable. Then it broke the next morning and I tested all the rest of our sticks, but none were worthy. Heartbroken.

@maintenancephase.bsky.social is this @michaelhobbes.bsky.social with the blueberry bush?

While saying tauntingly, "Stop hitting yourself!"

I feel you, buddy.

That nephew: Madison Cawthorn

Or their siblings

@elizabethbsf.bsky.social gobi

Someday he'll be elected to Congress and will be just as effective

He's either gonna learn that failure is inevitable in life or that, if a stick breaks, just get a knife from the kitchen drawer without your parents seeing it and cut that fucker down. speaking from experience

Pro stance.

Well, it's actually a grandson and he visits next door (thank God) but otherwise, this is an accurate story.

Yeahh little buddy fuck that tree up

The puberty hits and he will whack the off.

It knows what it did.

With that stance, he has clearly had training.

Is it called Donald?

This is why none of my nephews know where I live.

Lords work

It's his ninja way, let him do his thang!

it’s ok he’s just playing minecraft

Lost many a toy sword that way. Not even the Power Sword could fell the mighty oak.

Classic nephew activity

Keep it up man

when i was like 10 my best friend down the street on my block did this but somehow he got his hands on a machete instead of a stick... hes in jail now and still has about 20 more years on his sentence

he was heard saying “stop hitting yourself”

I believed survival skills should be teach at a young age children that is all are the future of our race and need to be strong in all ways mentally and physically.

Ninja

As a precursor to spinning around until he falls over 👍

pov when I tried to play Minecraft in real life

HOA writes stern email (what else does the HOA do)

things*

Sorry, satire died when GTA was joking about fake medical cocaine and RFK topped it with medical heroine, to help you read... ya know, for the children.

And it fucking ruled.

Mother nature vs father industry's child, Labor.

This is a lot better than nephew stabbing uncle with stick, which happened in our family a few years back. It didn't go over well.

hell yeh nephew

Meanwhile your son has found the axe that you thought was inaccessible and is chopping down your neighbour's mature Japanese acer.

This is amazing. Also reminds me of Roz Chunks' kid in Detroiters.

yep

Clearly he's going places

Son, here’s how to drink from a hose without soaking your shirt …

That’ll tucker him out

When I worked with Greenpeace the lead climber was a woman warrior shown 450' up hanging anti ddt banner Keyboard warriors turn Also, admin & MANY activists were Kats bruised butt, generations prior. Many are no longer with us.

This is the most ADHD-coded headline I've ever seen

If I could beat up a tree without the Parks Department coming after me I’d be doing it on the daily.

Damn I miss having an imagination.

I wish this were the most newsworthy item of the day...

Now that's what I can news! What are his ambitions? Is he doing it for fun, or by dadgum is he trying to chop it down with just the branch itself? The mad lad!

Going to open a brewery and charge people $35 to do this one activity

UGH, the ONION used to be SATIRE

One Thanksgiving on my way home from my parents I saw a gang of kids at one of the farmhouses down the road gather around a wood pile along the side of their barn with sticks

Ahh, I did this in my youth. Good times.