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Yes.

and Dangerous in a car crash

😄

What if X-1 (or whatever Musk's son's name is) actually drew such a car on paper and Musk brought it to life? What if the Cybertruck is actually the story of a father's love for his son??

I think Musk initially wanted to make the wheels square-ish too. But an engineer convinced him that it would be too much and people would realize he was trolling.

I wouldn't say you're the sharpest knife in the drawer

The cybertruck looks like a concept car that has been disguised.

Yes, I am ugly ...wait 🤔

Well that’s at least two things the Cybertruck and I now have in common.

I don’t even need to read this for the TLDR to be Yes

The answer: Nope, ketamine.

That isn't even mentioning how poorly made these damned vanity purchases actually are

I ask this question everyday

It’s just 80s-style game rendering. 😁

The answer is unequivocally YES.

Ugly is a nice word to describe the Musk Cyber ?Truck? You have to be really stupid with delusions of Alpha Manhood to buy this monstrosity. Question: was Musk entangled with Epstein?

Yes. Both the cybertruck and you, the person reading this.

Wankpanzer

Sorry dude, you look like you were designed by a 5 year old who was given a ruler and a sharpie.

Fugly

Very.

Okay, well I hate Elon but always thought the Cybertruck looked fairly cool. I wouldn’t buy one because Elon. But still. I also love you guys, but not being weird I now feel really sad for cybertrucks and want to hug them and say it’s okay. Was this your intent?

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery

They’re also never driven by anyone who might actually need a truck - driver is always some weedy, white incel.

Wasn’t there a fanmade panel of Dredd driving through one, and calling for trash pickup?

i completely misread the first phrase

Yes. You're the ugliest deathtrap ever.

Would you still love me if I turned into a Cyber truck?

Yes, it is quite ugly.

The ugliest ever!!!!

yes

If you have to ask…

Yes

No. You’re fugly.

The good news is... no! You're not ugly! The bad news? You're so far below ugly you can't even see it from here.

Hang on, wait until you finish rendering before you ask anything.

Hideous about sums it up

You look like you came from an Atari Jaguar game.

100% and I never do this but you should do KYS by driving into a car wash without your absolutely stupid “car wash” mode

What matters is your beautiful on the inside. *sees Elon Musk behind the wheel.* Oh , ew, sorry. Forget I said anything.

Hideously so.

I’m normally against body shaming, but in this case I’ll allow it 🤮

So, so ugly. And useless. Go look at the pretty flowers, cybertruck. Yeah, right over there...

Much uglier tha this electric beauty...

Yes

Are you ugly? Does a bear Tesla in the woods?

I say fugly or f...ugly

Usually I don't like calling people ugly because it's rude but yeah, you are.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But uselessness is objective.

Maybe Musk should have looked back in history to see how well the DeLorean did.

What matter is what is inside, that why we have crumple zone to protect what in it.

not to mention that the steering column can just snap. I can't find the video, but there's one where they turn the tires while it's in its parking spot and the driver's side wheel snaps and stops turning entirely.

Hell, Yes. And Elon ain't no prize, either.

...yep and your ass looks big in that outfit...

Absolutely

As fucking sin!!!!

Every new design feature is just another reason why this thing is an expensive death trap.

Need you ask?

Looks about as attractive as a carbuncle on the Frankenstein monster's arse 🙈

Big time ugly!

The Deplorean.

Yes

The incel Edsel? The car that has so underperformed in sales that ElmoX has resorted to buying up thousands of them using money from his other companies? The car with more recalls than any other in 2025? A car with a look no one asked for and looks like it was designed by an eight year-old? Yes.

I've seen better looking car models in 2000s video games.

Also inefficient and just awfully designed

Yup, I am. Don't care though. Humans can be repugnant.

There once was a truck with an ugly frame, it's angles sharp and it looked so lame. The people wondered who's to blame, the man who goes to Mars...

Remarkably.

Yes. By Everyone