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He is a festering sore. A total disgrace to himself & our country.

Papa Nurgle approves this strategy.

Dwight in that one episode of The Office:

“Horked” 😂 🤣 😆

Did they mean that big one he calls his face?

I bet he also owns the largest leech farm in America.

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GROSS!

Gotta stop touching those nipples. They’re unclean.

Did you see paradise? The faint golden glow of Charlie Kirk with a halo? Or was the interaction as cold as a nurse giving an mRNA shot?

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I want to see him pull his brain worm out of his nose so I can pet it.

LOL hahahahahahahaha LOL

Between DJT and festering RFK Jr, it's past time for change.

I love following only the onion and ground news and playing a game of is this post real or not before checking

Oh gag me...

Holy Shit‼️...EEEEEEEWE ‼️😫😫😫

Don’t give them ideas! We know even The Onion can’t keep up with the Trumpers’ lunacy. 😬

His wife must have had a lobotomy.

The Onion will save us

If I have to take medical advice from an ex junkie, I'll call Nikki Sixx 🤨 🖕🏻 RFK Jr

Please, please, please, God, fired that incompetent !!!

RFK Jr is putting people through this BS about vaccines bcos he’s just afraid of needles. 😁

Did he get that after swimming in the cesspool? Sounds about right.

Go ahead pick at it so it’ll continue to fester.

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Fuck RFK JR!

LOLOL

Ummm, $$$.

I'd be willing to say that there are no women in the world that do, and the ones that might say they are, are really just spouting BS.. lmao

He also offered protection from Syphilis, but there were no takers.

I’m eagerly awaiting the return to leeches to get rid of the Bad Spirits Disease. 🙄

Syphilis ?

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There’s also a raffle and the winner gets to pet the worm

He IS a festering sore.

End stage 4 white guy privilege

Is this from the swim and that infested water?

RFK Jr IS a festering sore.

You can also lick the handles in your local subway. For RFK, it’s safer than mRNA vaccines!

He doesn't just HAVE festering sores, he Is a festering sore.

Was this from swimming in the creek that had signs about not swimming in the creek ! Rock Creek Park

Oh my god ! Lol

The drug ivermectin may be very helpful, obviously he should consult his veterinarian. "Oral administration through a calibrated paste or liquid drench is the standard method for administering ivermectin to horses"

Probably not a good idea to touch JR, I do think if he bathed in bleach and drank a little shot of it would probably cure what's wrong. He should think about taking the drug ivermectin. Both highly recommended by Trump.

For a second I thought this was real. Because, with Brain Worm Bobby it tracks.

It's a sign of the times that at my first fleeing glance - before I fully took this in - I almost believed it. Our government has totally lost its credibility worldwide.

Some gross ass stuff is seeping

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It was supposed to have worked in the Middle Ages. Since we are entering a new age of ignorance, maybe it will work again 🤷‍♀️

Getting dangerously close to the truth, Onion

Stop picking at it!!!

You're on a roll! LOL!

This man is psychotic and needs to be put away and treated #RFK

That looks nasty. What the heck is wrong with him? Being that he was a heroin addict for 11 years. God only knows what kind of germs run through that man’s body.

If only people realized how his bufoonery is bringing ALL our hospitals close to collapse they would not tolerate a second of this.

These d.ays have to make sure it is the Onion cause with RFK, Jr. one never can be sure . . . .

Stop brain worm hate.

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By “festering sore” do you mean his mouth

Still too believable

He is nuts isn’t he., cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/09/i-ha...

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I had to check to make sure this was the onion and not something real.

Big, big laugh! Thank you.

Given how batshit insane RFK Jr is, had I not known going in that this was satire, I would have just accepted this as reality and went about my day.

Anyone have any anthrax?

You guys need to do one that is like: Republicans make war on math screaming "who the hell needs math and science when we have Bobby Brainworm."

His uncle had chronic back pain, his aunt had to have a lobotomy , his other uncle had drug and alcohol abuse disease. He’s a life long crack addict. 🤔

Festering brain worm?

Welcome to the all new ' Test Your Immune System™ ' It's a fun and exciting game that you and the remaining members of your family can play.

junior, the junkie, IS the festering sore, with a worm

My EYES!!!

These types of rashes could be an indication you are in the 2nd stage of syphillis.

😂!

His flatulency, King Trump: "Now, can you make the Epstein files disappear ?"

Looks like creeping crud to me. (No, not the rash.)

Lol. Love the Onion.

Yeah, that’s all I had to see. RFK JR the superspreader monster. The sub-human creature infecting the world with his born-with disease.

What does his skank ass wife say about this? Do they sleep in the same bed? Eww

Looks like the shingles to me

Did he get that swimming in the polluted creek?

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Got my first paper edition in the mail yesterday. Proud to support Global Tetrahedron 🫡

How do we know the disease is zoonotic in the first place?

He should be grounds to impeach Donald Trumpf.

I like how ripped he is, so unlike reality

Oh JC - we have got to get rid of this lunatic. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sores

Gross! 😂

America Dark was cast upon the country shortly after the peaks of the Covid plague. Sounds minds and reasonable thinking 🤔 gave way to foolish acts of simplicity. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

These people are f'ing idiots and we can't remove them from office?

Please stop! I implore you, you are giving him ideas $100 per sore $500 to lick it

That festering sore is starting to look like a sucking wound.

Don’t give that dumb son of a b any ideas.

RFK “immune juice” is all natural and now CDC approved.

Is the sore shaped like the virgin mary?

if you make tiny cuts in your skin and put just a little bit of that RFK "fester" in there, you will be effectively innoculated from Nepo Science.

Wololooooo

Ah yes, the OG all natural vaccine. Edward Jenner would be proud

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Nasty gross, mf!

Ew.

Yucko pucko ❌👑📎

Didn't see who posted at first so was fully on board that this actually happened because who knows anymore

I wish he would get the worst case of shingles anyone has ever had!!!!!

Gross!🤮