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I mean she’s probably 35 now

No wonder he has to flush so many times...

And today on CNBC he tried to say he had the best approval rating of any president ever. Well, to give him his due, even the arch maga Joe Kernen couldn't keep a straight face, actually contradicted him. Then trump starts on last Novembers trade revisions and Joe had to tell him they were in August!

Funny!

In unrelated news, Trump blames Democrates for not allowing three foot wide pipes.

When will this all ends

holy shit

Misspelled "deuce"

I'm 100% sure he has already tried this. This is exactly something his huge 10k chess brain would describe as a 'great solution to a problem'.

Send 'em down the pipeline, eh, Donnie?

🌴🤪🌴

That would explain his obsession over how powerful a toilet flushes.

Are we sure he wasn't pushing one off the WH roof today?

How long until this one becomes true?

Jesus says to forgive child rapers

This is amazing! Love the Onion!

Yeah, toilets just aren't built like they used to. I fired a 3-foot torpedo the other day, and that Jon got wild.

😁🤣

Surprised he tried to do it himself. Usually he sends some one to do his dirty work for him.

“She was in my girlfriend’s history class!” - Matt Gaetz

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But seriously, how many abortions do you think Trump helped fund during his Epstein days?

Uhmn,…that was Laura Loomer! She’s a turd! It’s cosplay. Really. MAGA Molesting American Girls Again 👊🇺🇸😳

BELIEVE IT! 😳

His kinks just get weirder

Oh God, that’s macabre, but I’m afraid I laughed.

Breaking NOW: Moaning Myrtle reports dramatic increase sewer population, wants her personal space back.

She was born in 1981… Put the dates of his friendship & eventual falling out with Epstein in that context~ And feel that bile rise up a little harder… He’s all but outright declared how badly he wants to f his daughter.

🤣🤣🤣

Damn these new toilets!!!

I can’t wait to see what you do about Trumps rooftop stroll.

... and he couldn't be more proud. 😊