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When did you guys start posting real news?

I juice mine

geologists think i got a gizzard and think i need gastroliths to digest food ....maybe that's why i want to collect rocks so much some rocks look straight up tasty dude dang, maybe the geologists are right

That would be the smear tests you were looking at.

That's how geologists get stoned.

Salt?

These new health trends are getting interesting. 😁

That's for the birds.

How else are you going to get your minerals?

what am i? a bird?

salt

I think that this geologist might be my chicken in disguise

@ravarcheon.com

This is why we named our daughter Silica

If you can't cook, buy the rock suppositories for the same health benefits.

It’s a little known fact that the average American swallows eight rocks in their sleep per year.

track playing : twisted sister {i wanna rock}

For sure. Plus, if you consider it too rocky, you can blend it with bananas.

I do. It’s called salt.

This to shall pass. Incredibly painfully, but it will.

Hey, look how long alligators have been around.

Careful, it'll make you sedimentary.

Eating too much of most things can be harmful.

Me with my addiction to salt

Igneous idea.

No idea! 😂

I had a roommate many, many years ago who complained about the noise when I'd eat my "bowl of rocks" early in the morning. I don't know why he didn't just keep his bedroom door closed. Yes, Grape-Nuts are loud, but are they *that* loud?

Salt

So the terrible Google AI was right!

Thankfully my daughter ate a larger rock years ago and she should still be good.

Trump has ruined USGS, too.

Reminds me of the Quarry Cereal commercial on SNL in the '70s. "I like it because it's crunchy!" "I like it because every bowl is chock full of minerals."

Google AI told me this was real

Aren't salt and ice considered rocks? Or minerals. Dunno. Although they do say only if they naturally occur. So ice cubes inside a freezer don't count, apparently.

So that's what the Hard Rock Cafe is for!

Google approves of this one

salt is important

Google's AI: seems legit

Minerals.

We almost all eat halite every day. Halite is the mineral form of sodium chloride salt.

As a geologist, this is a regimen that I strictly follow.

If you find some metamorphic rocks with a little gray, black and white banding, it’s very gneiss.

I love my salt