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Dad had breakfast in bed too!

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Not what one would first expect! 🍛 ✋

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Y’all are terrible…

As she should.

Well, that explains why dads always get mints and a warm facial towel, for breakfast on Mother's Day.

man

An oldie but a goodie

Is that the new Door Dash premium with the full rollout scheduled for June 15th?

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Moms are getting breakfast in bed? Moms are getting ate out??

Served by the kids while dad hides under the covers

Mum? Why is there a jar of peanut butter on your bedside? 😁

Lucky mom. Good for her!

That's a smile!

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damn, onion

A mothers' day classic.

Always a highlight of the year. And every year she looks as if she enjoyed it less

Mom is a super freak!

Wow!

Give me a deep wet soul kiss mama! Nom! Nom! Nom!

Never gets old.

We wish…

Bang 'er tweet

We all do our parts

Reminds me of You're the Worst except Gretchen got eaten out while eating breakfast in bed and it wasn't Mother's Day.

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Good idea guys! My wife is gonna love that!

May every mom have such a start to their day.

Kid *sniffs* "mommy, has daddy already made you sardines on toast for breakfast?"

out of pocket 🤣

I love my son he's so kind

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That’s what it’s all about!

#classic 🥇

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Wild af for this

I don't see this on Door Dash. Maybe Grub Hub?

All-timer

I hate it when that happens. But my mom's tray only bears a cup of tea and a bacon butty.

A classic ...

Evergreen post

And a fine good morning to you too!

Gross.

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Thank you. I was waiting for this.

As it should be

Hopefully she got a good pipe down too. Moms deserve it!

OK, this is a good one Onion!

There it is

Good present🤪

So sweet and wholesome

What's her @ tho

A timeless classic.

Serenity Now

Mission accomplished. I am a man who aims to please.

As long as she got the enjoyment twice.

Congrats mom

Ew.

Goddamn you Onion!!! Every year with this one!🤮

This is how I treat all of my partners tbh

BLOODY HELL THAT WAS DARK

In this household only dad (or stepdad or boyfriend or maybe poolboy) eats mom out.

lol i didnt get the joke till i realized what day it was

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Happy mothers Day to HER I guess! 🙂

That’s what the “breakfast in bed” part is about. Let me know if you need any other jokes explained to you 👍

Yeah that’s fair.

If possible.

Reminds me of *that* scene from "Not Another Teen Movie" ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OtP...

Her best day ever!

I also like the Valentine’s Day edition, which noted how many tons of pubic hair were trimmed for the occasion.

It’s what she deserves!

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LOL! My grandchild is not on Blue Sky, but thank you for the concern.😆

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whoa the onion. 😉

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Aaahhh... the cycle of life...