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1. So, at the Worldcon this year there was a person who was going from panel to panel, bothering panelists by trying to get them to "collaborate" with them on a project and sliding the proposed project to them on a piece of paper. Folks, I cannot stress to you how obnoxious this sort of thing is.

2. First, they're at a fuckin' panel, they're not going to have time to discuss anything else with you. Second, it's inappropriate to corner anyone in a time/place where they can't leave. Third, such proposals should route through an agent/representative, not be presented at a convention.

3. If some random presents me with anything in the hope of collaborating with me, I AM NOT TAKING THAT SHIT. I'm not even looking at it. It's an open invitation for that random to attempt to sue me later for "stealing their idea" or whatever. Also, fuck you, random, for putting me in that position.

4. When, in fact, this person showed up at a panel I was on and tried to slide a paper at me, I did not take it and I immediately shut them down with "No," and a refusal to have anything to do with them. I have the advantage of notability that I can be blunt and curt, but not everyone does.

5. I did not look at the paper presented to me but others who looks at theirs told me that what they had seen there had all the hallmarks of being "AI" generated, so that's somehow even more obnoxious; this person bothering panelists couldn't even be bothered to come up with their own bad ideas.

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6. This person at the convention was annoying enough to enough people that they were eventually reported to convention for, effectively, harassment. I don't know the final disposition of the complaint, but the fact is this person shouldn't have been pestering all these people in the first place.

7. DON'T BE THIS PERSON. If you see an author you like/respect/have somehow heard of at a con (or anywhere else), don't try to rope them into business then and there; they're busy and not there for your convenience. At most, ask them (BRIEFLY) who their agent is so you can route the proposal there.

I would presume that the best thing* to say to an author at a con is "Wow; I loved "cool detail in your obscure work that no fan usually mentions"; have a great day!" followed by a generic "I love your work; it's great to see you here." *Unless it is "I am a Media CEO; here is $$$$ for options."

Obviously a different thing, but I met Don S. Davis at a Stargate con, meaning most people wanted to talk about Stargate or MacGyver (which he’d guested in). When I told him how much I’d enjoyed his guest role in The Sentinel, it was like the sun rose on his face! I can still see it 20+ years on.

8. I cannot stress enough how rude and unprofessional it is to rock up to an author (or other creative) who has no idea who you are, in a time and place where they are there for other purposes, and pitch them on a "collaboration." Official business channels exist. Use them. Don't be an asshole.

Not just "creatives," either! Hitting on servers or baristas, for example, when they're working and expected to represent their employer. Don't corner people. Shun those who corner others. Make the world a better place ip do tan!

9. I'm not naming this person because I don't want to either punch down or give them attention. But the issue isn't just about them, it's more general advice to aspiring folks who think there's a "cheat code" to getting attention. There's not. To be seen as a pro, act like a pro. Not like this.

I have a brand activation that I think would be a GREAT opportunity for you to monetize your social profile as an author who could enter new paradigms in the influencer space to generate new energy about... Nope, fuck it, I can't even do it as a joke

"Collaboration" in the social media influencer age has such icky connotations and must be so suspicious to be presented with when you're a professional, or just a normal person who's not trying to make money off of views.

I would like to be successful but not famous. I would hate it if strangers shouted comments at me across a station concourse or across a road or across a restaurant.

I apologise for being sort of that guy at Worldcon 2010: I definitely followed you around for a bit because I needed the opportunity to thank you for Old Man’s War, which literally saved our tiny Aussie SFF bookstore from financial collapse during a tough quarter.

By Sunday, the person was no longer on the list of panel participants and did not show up to the panel they were slated to moderate. (The questions they sent ahead of time to the other panelists were more AI-generated garbage, naturally.)

Yep! I'm not going to go into more detail because I agree with not setting up a virtual mob, but they had certain limited credentials which just made the whole thing even worse. They'd sent a bunch of our agents an email ahead of time including all the pitches and tried to find us in the green room.

Sounds like it's the same mentality. "I came up with the idea/came up with the prompt. That's the hard part! All you/the #genAI has left to do is the simple mechanical part of actually generating at least forty thousand words!"