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Israel seeing a thing other countries are doing: This is ours now

when I have no sense of meter and am also committing war crimes

Lol they are such losers

These mfers are colonizing foods now.

More precisely, it's a crime against the humanities.

"Your toilet is skibidi Your PM is Bibi In the Hague he should be tried Your emotional age is 5"

Isn't that exactly the premise of the screenshotted post? That's why it says "your bagels" rather than "our bagels".

I'm well aware

neither is hummus

Must have worked better in the original Hebrew, because _whew_.

If I wrote Hebrew prose of this quality I’d be facing the equivalent of a fatwa, of this I’m sure

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It doesn't even rhyme...

Was thinking that as well

Yum! Bagels and hummus by the sea sounds delightful.

collapsing in five years?

Five more years of the UK, Canada, Germany, and the US funding their genocide.

Am Yisrael Five? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it doesn't even match the rhythmic pattern god dammit

What does that even mean? It's nonsense

It doesn't even rhyme.

Ask does it rhyme in Hebrew 😂

This is also loser shit

God they’re pathetic

That line is part of a chant-meme for the Knicks. Notably, it's the second line, where the first is "my mayor is Muslim." It's about New York and the diversity that makes it great. So. Yeah.

Not all bagels, but likely most bagels in the US. bsky.app/profile/vick...

Doesn't even rhyme..

It doesn’t rhyme, that’s the real horror

Israel what in five? Murdering all Palestinians?

Israeli bagels are a crime against Judaism the only bagels are New York bagels, you need the Hudson water

What

Zey haltn fun zikh tsu fil.

All of the israeli government belong in prison for life but whoever runs that fuckass account needs to get hit with the marrow furnace

Of course the Israeli served mid food.

I am here to say that many Israelis look down on our (diaspora Jews) culture, our language, and increasingly don't like us as they realize that many of us don't like their fascists genocidal bullshit. These bagels are not Israeli.

I don’t understand. Little help?

they almost made "fetch" happen tho

I want to surgically remove this from my brain

not the first time they've tried to steal valor from nyc

"Hummus by the Seaside" sounds like an F-tier Jimmy Buffett song

Horrific meter

"Israel in 5" what does it mean?

Bagels are Polish, and not a distinctly Jewish food. Immigrating Polish Jews brought bagels to the US and only then did anyone consider them a Jewish food. Hummus is regional, also not a distinctly Jewish food.